clint barton sees better from a distance (tobeunmade) wrote in colligo_network, @ 2013-01-11 00:00:00 |
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Entry tags: | canton everett delaware iii, clint barton, darcy lewis, loki laufeyson |
I know I just posted, but this thing popped up, and I figured why not.
1. What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
I never really read them. I saw the Grinch cartoon though. So I guess that's good.
2. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
I'd live in the house from Arrested Development.
3. What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
Four days. I was on an op.
4. What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
Mandy
5. Who's your favorite Muppet?
Beaker
6. What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
Needing a weapon in my hand to sleep.
7. What's your favorite website?
I don't really have one.
8. What's your favorite school supply?
Staplers. They make surprisingly versatile weapons.
9. Who's your favorite TV attorney?
Harvey Birdman.
10. What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
That would be my not-so-excellent roadtrip of evil with Loki.
11. What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
Probably my guitar.
12. What's your favorite tree?
Anything tall enough and with enough support to make a good sniper's nest.
13. What's the most interesting biography you've read?
Phil loaned me a biography of Steve once. It was hilarious.
14. What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Fried dumplings. Hot and sour soup. Ja Jiam Mein. Moo Goo Gai Pan.
15. What's the best costume you've ever worn?
I had a pretty ridiculous costume in the circus, but I kind of loved it.
16. What's your least favorite word?
Guesstimate.
17. If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
Delaware's pretty cool. Don't get any ideas, cowboy. I'm just saying you have a cool name.
18. Who's your favorite Care Bear?
Fuck if I know.
19. Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
The whole Tesseract thing still makes no fucking sense.
20. What did you have for lunch yesterday?
I was dead yesterday.
21. Where do you go for advice?
Phil, usually.
22. Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Dictionary.
23. Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
Yes. And yes.
24. Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Yes. It was the last thing that bee ever did.
25. What's the sickest you've ever been?
I got pretty sick on an op in Brazil. We almost had to call it, but I managed to make the shot before I passed out.
26. What's your favorite form of exercise?
Archery. Or sex. Both have their merits.
27. What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
I like her cover of Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood.
28. What did you do for your thirteenth birthday?
Got my ass kicked by Swordsman for wanting the day off. Next question?
29. Are you afraid of heights?
I fucking love heights.
30. Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Yes. No, I don't want to talk about it.
31. What's your favorite musical?
Jerry Springer: The Opera.
32. What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
I didn't exactly take a lot of classes.
33. What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
7. Knock knock?
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
No, seriously, it's just me. I am telling a knock knock joke.
34. What's your favorite commercial?
I guess the one with the Most Interesting Man in the World.
35. If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity, dead or alive, who would it be?
Steve. I think it'd be hilarious. Or Thor.
36. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
37. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
I don't really chew gum.
38. What's your favorite breakfast food?
</s>I don't think that answer's kid friendly</s> Bacon.
39. Who's your favorite game show host?
That guy on that one Russian game show Tasha showed me that one time. I still have no idea what the fuck was going on.
40. Do you like guacamole?
Yes. But only good guacamole.
41. Have you ever been in a food fight?
No.
42. Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics.
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Folsom Prison Blues
American Pie
Maggie May
New York State of Mind
43. What's your favorite infomercial?
Shamwow.
44. What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
An hour. I'm good at waiting.
45. What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
I don't have one.
46. Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little photo booths?
Yeah. Tasha and I were undercover as a couple and we wanted to be believable.
47. What is your favorite event to happen so far in the city?
I guess I don't really mind the mistletoe.
48. Who’s the one person you’ve met here that you would take back home with you if you could?
Canton. No question about it.
49. If you could have any one person show up in Colligo, who would it be?
Fury. I think he'd be fucking hilarious.
50. What’s your favorite planet?
This one's pretty cool.