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Claire Fisher [Six Feet Under] ([info]stoleafoot) wrote in [info]colligo_network,
@ 2011-11-15 03:19:00

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Entry tags:claire fisher, daryl dixon, duke crocker, jo harvelle-wuornos, nathan wuornos, ruby, steve rogers, thor odinson

What. The. Actual. Fuck?!? </s>I picked one hell of a time to have a god-damned flashback.</s>


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[info]redwhiteandblue
2011-11-15 08:21 am UTC (link)
Are you all right, miss?

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[info]stoleafoot
2011-11-15 08:24 am UTC (link)
It's Claire. And no, I'm not all right. I'm about as far from all right as I can get right now! What the hell was the deal with those knight... things? And where am I?!?

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[info]redwhiteandblue
2011-11-15 08:53 am UTC (link)
Hi, Claire. I'm Steve. It's nice to meet you.

I think the knights just get people to leave the library. As for where you are, this city's called Colligo. It's not on Earth, which is pretty obvious from the two moons and all. Beyond that, I'm still kinda settling in myself.

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[info]stoleafoot
2011-11-15 08:56 am UTC (link)
Hi Steve. You're really fucking perky chipper.

Wait. Hold on. Back up a little, please. You can't just use some lame optical illusion and expect people to believe that we're not actually on Earth. I mean, fine. It might work for others but not me.

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[info]redwhiteandblue
2011-11-15 08:57 am UTC (link)
I guess you could say that. I don't have any reason not to be.

Well, first off, I'm not using anything. Secondly, it's not an optical illusion. It's real.

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[info]stoleafoot
2011-11-15 09:00 am UTC (link)
You really expect me to believe that there are two moons in the sky and somehow I'm not even on Earth anymore?

Look. Whoever hired you to pull a fast one on me? Good on them. Was it Russell? Olivier? Whoever it was, just tell them that I've had enough now and I really just want to get back home before I fucking lose it, okay?

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(no subject) - [info]redwhiteandblue, 2011-11-15 09:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stoleafoot, 2011-11-17 04:29 am UTC

[info]ifhebeworthy
2011-11-15 08:24 am UTC (link)
A rather arguably unpleasant relocation is what the actual fuck is, miss.

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[info]stoleafoot
2011-11-15 08:26 am UTC (link)
Well, yeah. I kinda figured out that much what with the real trees and thirty degree temperatures. But that doesn't tell me how I went to sleep in my bed and woke up here. Or where here is, for that matter.

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[info]ifhebeworthy
2011-11-15 08:37 am UTC (link)
You're in a city known as Colligo, and as to how you arrived here, the specifics about the method of transportation aren't clear, but you've, in essence, been removed from your own timeline and placed into this one.

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[info]stoleafoot
2011-11-15 08:38 am UTC (link)
... dude. How much crack have you been smoking today?

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[info]ifhebeworthy
2011-11-15 08:43 am UTC (link)
I was not under the impression that a crack was something which could be smoked.

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[info]stoleafoot
2011-11-15 08:46 am UTC (link)
I don't even know how to respond to that.

Okay. So... assuming you aren't some strung-out junkie or mentally challenged, you're saying that I've somehow been pulled out of my own timeline and put in a new one? That's the story you're going with?

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(no subject) - [info]ifhebeworthy, 2011-11-15 08:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stoleafoot, 2011-11-15 08:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ifhebeworthy, 2011-11-15 08:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stoleafoot, 2011-11-15 08:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ifhebeworthy, 2011-11-15 08:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stoleafoot, 2011-11-15 08:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ifhebeworthy, 2011-11-15 09:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stoleafoot, 2011-11-15 09:02 am UTC

[info]istandforme
2011-11-15 08:50 am UTC (link)
You must have one messed up life if this somehow qualifies as a flashback.

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[info]stoleafoot
2011-11-15 08:51 am UTC (link)
... Gabe?!?

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[info]istandforme
2011-11-15 08:53 am UTC (link)
Nope. Not even close.

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[info]stoleafoot
2011-11-15 08:54 am UTC (link)
Funny, Gabe. Now seriously. Stop it. I'm freaking out enough right now without you making it worse.

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[info]istandforme
2011-11-15 08:56 am UTC (link)
My name's Duke. Well, actually, it's John, but everyone calls me Duke. Either way, completely not Gabe.

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[info]stoleafoot
2011-11-15 08:58 am UTC (link)
... this is seriously fucked up.

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(no subject) - [info]istandforme, 2011-11-15 09:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stoleafoot, 2011-11-15 09:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notarealboy, 2011-11-15 09:11 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]istandforme, 2011-11-15 09:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stoleafoot, 2011-11-15 09:16 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]istandforme, 2011-11-15 09:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notarealboy, 2011-11-15 10:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stoleafoot, 2011-11-16 04:16 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]stoleafoot, 2011-11-16 04:24 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]stoleafoot, 2011-11-17 04:31 am UTC

[info]wedoitmyway
2011-11-15 02:27 pm UTC (link)
Welcome to Colligo, where things are frequently in the realm of bizarre and fucked up. Read this, if no one's showed you yet. It'll help explain a lot.

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[info]stoleafoot
2011-11-16 04:14 am UTC (link)
Thanks for the welcome. But... what the fuck was that? The Hitchhiker's Guide to Multiple Reality Abductions? This can't actually be happening. I mean, when in the fuck does stuff like this actually happen?

God, my head feels like it's going to explode.

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[info]little_dixon
2011-11-16 04:24 am UTC (link)
hit the nail on the damn head with that one.

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[info]stoleafoot
2011-11-16 04:28 am UTC (link)
Thanks. Still doesn't quite feel like it covers it, though. Who gets abducted to another freaking planet?

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[info]little_dixon
2011-11-16 04:54 am UTC (link)
unlucky bastards like us, that's who

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[info]stoleafoot
2011-11-16 04:59 am UTC (link)
Okay but that still doesn't explain why everyone so fine with it. I mean, no one is even batting an eye at mass abductions, let alone all that other reality/universes crap. Seriously, it's like everyone has gone all Stepford wives. It's creepy.

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[info]little_dixon
2011-11-16 05:07 am UTC (link)
used to feel pretty strong about that myself. still do i guess. dealing with the shit that went down back home can wait.

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(no subject) - [info]stoleafoot, 2011-11-16 05:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]little_dixon, 2011-11-17 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stoleafoot, 2011-11-18 05:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]little_dixon, 2011-11-18 05:59 pm UTC

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