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Alistair Theirin (royal_bastard) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2013-02-14 20:35:00

Entry tags:

alistair theirin, isabela, neria surana, rapunzel

Accidental Voice Post.
Um. [ awkward cough as there's the sound of sheets ruffling ] Miss-- Uh. Miss With The Incredibly Long Hair Whose Name I Have No Idea What Is. I...think you might have the wrong room.

Are you- Okay? I mean, I can't really talk when it comes to getting horribly lost sometimes, but well, stumbling into the wrong bed-- No. No, I suppose I can't really talk on that subject either.

[ a cough ] Is there someone you need to get back to?

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Voice Response

ivegotadream
2013-02-15 02:18 am UTC (link)

[there's a bit of sleepy mumbling, a soft, relaxed sigh, a pause, then a loud shriek followed immediately by an even louder thump as rapunzel proceeded to fall out of alistair's bed; when she speaks, the words are rushed and her tone is clearly a panicked one
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Where am I? Who are you? [there's a pause then her tone goes even higher-pitched and more panicked]

WHY AM I IN YOUR BED?!?

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royal_bastard
2013-02-15 02:38 am UTC (link)

I don't know! [ equally panicked response before there's several deep breaths ] I mean, there's probably a decent explanation for it.

I- The floor can't be very comfortable... [ pause as two feet hit the floor and Alistair clears his throat ]

Um. You can- You can have the bed back. Even if it is mine. I mean, a gentleman doesn't leave a lady on the ground. Not when it can be helped.

I- Er. I'm Alistair?

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ivegotadream
2013-02-17 02:13 pm UTC (link)

[there's a lengthy pause during which rapunzel's breathing slowly begins to even out before she finally offers a soft, shaky, embarrassed laugh]

R-right. Right! I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for me [a slight pause] being here [another pause] with you [another pause; her tone begins to turn panicked again] in your bed, asleep, with no memory of coming here and there's nothing logical about that! Nothing! I shouldn't be here. I [the sound of footsteps] I'm sure you're very nice, Alistair, and it's very nice to meet you, and my name is Rapunzel and I'm sure, under any other circumstances, we would probably get along very well but [a slightly hysterical laugh] I need to go. Now.

[the footsteps can be heard getting further away before there's a sudden gasp of pain and a thud as someone falls to the ground in a whimpering heap]

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royal_bastard
2013-02-18 12:13 am UTC (link)

What in the--! [ sound of someone doubling over, not nearly as hard, but labored breathing can be heard as if he's used to this amount of pain and is suppressing his reactions ]

Or. Maybe...not. [ crawls a bit to try and check to make sure she's all right only to give a slightly relieved sigh after he gets so close ]

Okay. That was weird. That was weird, right? It's not just me.

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	( Voice Response ) felicitateme 2013-02-18 06:05 am UTC (link)
	( laughs ) You know, I almost thought you'd gone off and had a bit of drunken fun. I was so proud. Then I found this stupid band on my finger. I think we can agree I would never subject myself to that sort of insanity, no matter how inebriated I was. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	( Voice Response ) royal_bastard 2013-02-18 06:10 am UTC (link)
	You're far too sensible for marriage, Isabela. Far, far too sensible. [ nervous laugh ] And... no. No, I didn't. This is- She's- She's basically a kid. Which is totally not okay in any way, shape, or form. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	( Voice Response ) halamshivanas 2013-02-18 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Are you all right, Alistair? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	( Voice Response ) royal_bastard 2013-02-18 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Uncomfortable. Awkward. But when am I not? I'll live, Neria. Promise. (Reply to this) (Parent)