( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

It occurred to me, that this was going on when I first got here and now, two years later, it's happening again. That time, I was paired with Sam, which was a lot better than Balthazar. My current "husband" is more on the Sam side than the Balthazar side, which I'm grateful for. That guy got on my last nerve.

I'm curious to know who Stefan got stuck with. It still amuses me that I met my last boyfriend because Stefan was married to him. I'm also extremely curious to find out who got stuck with Elijah.

To be honest, this actually isn't that bad. Willow is really nice and we're still in my apartment, so I've still got Escher and don't have to worry about him.

This would suck a lot less if I wasn't eight months pregnant. Not that being not able to sleep with my real husband didn't suck last time, but still, it didn't last forever, so there's that to look forward too. I just feel bad for Elijah, being stuck with a pregnant woman.

Doctor, if you were wondering, Mary's with me. I'm not really sure why, but considering the situation, I think asking for reasoning to this is probably out of the question.

Are we supposed to play happy families, now?

[ Clint ]
They've got me with a woman. I'm not sure whether that's more awkward or less. What about you?

Well, this is certainly more frustrating than last time we ended up stuck with other people.

If my "spouse" could please learn to keep his hands to himself, that would be much appreciated.

You know, this sucks. No offense to Clint at all. The poor guy has to deal with my growing cravings.

[Filtered to Spike]
Where are you?