( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Yeah. I don't think so.

This needs to be over. Now.

I've managed to construct a list detailing which individuals are "married" to which, as well as which ones now have children staying with them that aren't theirs. Is there anyone still trying to find someone else? Why they wouldn't have responded to you personally by now, I'm not sure, but in case I overlooked someone in trouble, I'll

If so, let me know.

Okay. What the hell? I'm only 17. Not that I often play that card. Who does when they're a year away from being an adult? But this is totally not something I signed up for.

I guess I could have gotten worse, but still. Come on!

Someone tell me we're allowed to swap.

I fear I may commit a grievous error should I be expected to tolerate Parker for much longer.

Last time this happened, I ended up with Duke. And while this guy I'm currently with probably has the same amount of facial hair as Duke, it's definitely not Duke. Not a bad guy, though. Also, last time this happened, we didn't have a kid. Not that Jack isn't a great kid, because he is. Even though he looks exactly like Henry, which is a little strange, but still.

Luckily, these things aren't permanent.

While this isn't how I planned on getting married at all, Sam's a really nice guy. This is sort of awkward, but at least I'm not with someone who's a complete asshole.

Belle, how are you doing? Emma, Snow, Charming, you guys holding up okay?

This is most annoying. I am neither one for marriage or maternal.

Because this isn't awkward at all or anything. Not that my "wife" isn't a nice person or anything. Charlie's actually really cool.