( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Jo's gone. And not the way people can't see other people right now. She's just gone. All her stuff's gone and she's just gone. We were She was This is why I don't

I just thought people ought to know.

Now I get it.

To Freeman, and this hangover:

Go fuck yourself.

Morgan Freeman can just fuck off.

I'm not going to complain. I am certain there is some purpose to this, but I have to admit that beyond work, I am finding myself starved for company. A Monday may be the worst time to ask if anyone is up for an evening out, but that is exactly what I'm doing.

So, I be hearin' all kinds of stories about dis' place an d'ere don't really seem to be no one Ah know who can say one way or another if'n it be true. D'ere's a mansion, I can see tha', and it sure do look like an awful lotta people should be home, but there ain't no one I recognize. That bein' said, I jus' so happen to have a bit of money in my pocket what seems to be gettin' mighty hot an, as there been some awful accusations about me bein' a cheat, I ain't in no kinda rush to go spend it at a Casino. That ain't to say I won't, it jus' means I'll put it lower down on my list of things to do.

That bein' said, Ah'm now takin' suggestions as to what to do, and also seein' if d'ere be any other folks who would take kindly to a friendly game'a'cards?

( Filtered to all, known, Science types who he can see in his phone )

( Filtered to Abby )

Hey! Psst. Damon! Stop brooding over not getting to see your wife and your kid and pay attention to me!

I have a new list of names for you of extra bad people. So now you can take alllllll of your frustrations toward Morgan Freeman out on them! And give some to Abby, so she doesn't starve, but that should really just be a given because letting her starve would be mean.

So just let me know when you want to meet up so I can give you the names. Because yes, I am just that awesome. :)

I have to say, it certainly makes it interesting, trying to treat patients and having them yelp whenever you and invisible staff members #1 and #2 have near misses in colliding with one other as far as their vision is concerned. And by interesting, I mean irritating.

Anyone not a part of Torchwood, or an individual who's shacked up with the Doctor interested in taking on some temporary nursing duties so that I'm not just on my own with Petrelli here?

Not that there's anything wrong with you, Pete. Promise. You're a doll. You're a flower. You're just not someone I can boss around.

Boooooooooored! Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored!

[ rather intense whine, like a petulant child who hasn't gotten his way ] Why'd you have to go and take most of my friends? I've only got so many people that actually like me. [ pause ] Not that fear and abhorrence aren't great in the right situations, but this? This whole place? Not one of those situations.

Got that?! And yes, I'm just going to keep on because I know you can hear me, Uncle, and this has to be much more annoying than people replying to that stupid little post that you sent out. [ starts singing Highway to Hell at the top of his lungs ]

Oh. Well. It's this again, is it? Or will it be this? Still haven't quite gotten the hang of tenses, it seems. I really must work on that but first - and yes, I'm fairly certain it is first, now - where is my thief? Thieves. Two of them. There are two of him, I can tell, yet I can't find him. Them. Tenses! Honestly!

Oh! Wait. Wait. I have it now! I see. Alternate planes of reality, is it? Clever. Very clever. Not very nice though. There's a word, what I'm feeling about all of this. Cross! Yes. That's it. I'm feeling very cross, you know. This is all very, very wrong.

Well, looks like we can add Molly to the list of people who have been sent home today. You'd think Asaph would decide not to send people home right now. I was going to find her to ask her if she wanted to play video games, because I'm extremely bored and while I know I should probably go patrolling, I don't really feel like it tonight. So, back to the point, I was going to find her and her room is empty. I hadn't realized until now that I hadn't seen Old Lace all day, which is unusual. Sucks, cause in my own time, Molly and I were pretty close. It's weird, having certain memories of people in the future Colligo I came from, but those people not actually being here now. You would think that those people getting sent home would somehow change the future that I know. Then again, there are some things, like The Professor and Erik getting together that hasn't changed.

So, I still want to play some video games, but doing it alone is kind of boring and I'd ask Raven, but I think she might be working, plus now I kind of want to find someone new to play against. Anyone want to come over and play? Professor, do I have to ask to invite people over? Considering I don't exactly go out of my way to do this, I'm not exactly sure on the protocol.

I am so over this whole getting kidnapped thing. I had plans for today, like shopping and ignoring werewolves and lizard people.

Now I'm being manhandled by suits of armor and everyone is whining about not being able to see people.

Great, I've been brought to the wonderful world of hipsters.

What the hell is going on?