Accidentally Public!Post - Meant to be filtered to Damon
Hey! Psst. Damon! Stop brooding over not getting to see your wife and your kid and pay attention to me!
I have a new list of names for you of extra bad people. So now you can take alllllll of your frustrations toward Morgan Freeman out on them! And give some to Abby, so she doesn't starve, but that should really just be a given because letting her starve would be mean.
So just let me know when you want to meet up so I can give you the names. Because yes, I am just that awesome. :)