( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I like making out with new people as much as the next girl, but this is kind of disturbing. In a really hilarious way.

I believe I got quite lucky for this one. At least I know the person I'm with.

At least we're not all stuck together and have Gremlins still chasing us, yes?

Dear Morgan Freeman,

Okay, you're almost forgiven.

Considering putting hearts again,
Parker

P.S. I need more forks. Lots of forks. And various other pointy objects that no judge in his right mind would actually consider a weapon. If you want to be completely forgiven, how about helping a girl out, huh?

P.P.S. Damon? YOU ROCK! ♥ (See what I did there, Morgan Freeman? That could be a message for you if you play your cards right! Seriously. FORKS!)

I can see the irony in all of this, although I doubt that any of this will make me any more religious. It's definitely proved the existence of God, but it's not going to exactly get me regularly praying any time soon. Sorry.

Lori? Carl? Are the two of you doing alright through all of this? Anytime you need anything or need to see me, just let me know. I know that a few people here are setting up check points of sorts for groups to meet up, so let me know any time. Jade's a nice enough person, so I'm sure something can be worked out.

I just have to say I'm not really comfortable with this.

I mean, I'm sure you're a great gal, Miss Frost, but this is moving pretty quick for me. I don't really date a lot. Or ever. And I sort of have a girl back home. And it's not that you aren't pretty, because you are. I'm just not comfortable with this arrangement.

So I'm fake New Year's Kiss married to the God of Thunder and Rock and Roll fuck it and Rock and Roll. Oddly, or maybe not for those who know me, not actually my weirdest unexpected marriage to a god and/or goddess.

Thor, I'm henceforth calling you Snugglebunny. You can call me Loki if it makes you feel better.

I swear, the Sanctuary has basically been turned into a sorority. Why do I feel like everywhere I look, there's another fresh female face wandering the halls?

As if things weren't tense enough between Edward and I because of the whole Jacob thing...

But now this is just ridiculous!

We went to try and find something to eat and the next thing I know, Edward is kissing someone else?!?!

I guess I really shouldn't talk, since I also kissed someone at midnight. But I can't help but wonder if Edward truly has a thing for blondes... since the girl he kissed looks so much like Rosalie and of course, is a vampire.

I know, I know.. I'm such a hypocrit. But I can't help but wonder why Edward would ever want to be with silly, clumsy human me?

If you all grown ups moan this much when something boring happens to you, what're you gonna do when something actually bad happens?

And I miss those Gremlin things.

[Filtered to kids]
Anyone want to go do something?