( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Since this is something we've all been made privy to and Damon's phone won't stop beeping while we're trying to drink and forget about this crap, I want to ask you all something and I want you to be honest, not only with me but with yourselves, too.

So. Show of hands, from those of you who didn't know Angel and Darla and the fiasco that was their relationship. How many of you honestly thought vampires could have kids? How many of you, vamp/human/demon/whatever legitimately thought that vampires should use protection when having sex to avoid procreating? Keep in mind we're talking about the breed of vampire whose body is actually lacking in a pulse and heartbeat, here.

Anyone?

Anyone at all?

If not? Then back the hell off Damon already. Because yes, he reacted in a pretty jerktastic way. However, considering his body is technically dead, it's not like he really thought he could procreate. And until Caroline got pregnant, I'm willing to bet none of you thought he could either. Including her.

And before any of you try to jump all over me about how this isn't any of my business or whatever retarded attempts at hostility you might try, I'd just like to point out that it's none of your business, either. This is between Caroline and Damon. That's it. So unless you're Caroline? Back off and let them sort it out.

Maybe someone can help me. I'm looking for my children and I followed a lead that said they might be here.

Never did like staying in one place for very long.

Besides, it wasn't good for Henry if I stayed in Storybrooke. I'd only hurt him.

So. This a nice place to make a living?

Becky?

I'm sorry, how I ended things like I did. I realize now that I made a mistake. I was wrong. I shouldn't have said the things I did. Treated you the way I did. It was wrong of me, and I'm such an idiot for it.

I'm begging you to take me back. That's why I'm here. I....I don't want to think about life without you, Becky.

I love you. Please, don't let how stupid I've been change what's so right between us.

Since it seems I'm going to be here for a bit, any suggestions as to where I can set up a proper lab, as well as obtain supplies? I'm completely and utterly bored.

I've decided I'd like to try and be normal, or as normal as an angel can be. After being powerful and then a...hermit, I think it'd be the right thing to do.

Are there any places hiring around here? Since I don't think a family would ever be in reach since I'm not very good with

Ok, so if we know that the PDAs like to malfunction, why is everyone sending such private texts? Chances are they're not only going to go to the person you're trying to send them to.

[ooc: Meet Recast!Max aka Britt Robertson!Max. She will be Max for the rest of the plot]

you know, people here moan about stuff a LOT. Its really boring

You need to have fun more.

It's our one-week anniversary septimanaversary!

Sam and Dean I've been looking for you both for a while now and just flew into town. There's something very important I need to tell you both.

I got hit in the head helping deal with a ghost and it brought back some memories I had forgotten due to amnesia.

John isn't your father.

I am.