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Cordelia Chase takes crap from no one. (thisismyofframp) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-12-04 00:14:00

Entry tags:

ariadne, cordelia chase, eames, huckleberry finn, justin taylor, lexi branson

Since this is something we've all been made privy to ~~and Damon's phone won't stop beeping while we're trying to drink and forget about this crap~~, I want to ask you all something and I want you to be honest, not only with me but with yourselves, too.

So. Show of hands, from those of you who didn't know Angel and Darla and the fiasco that was their relationship. How many of you honestly thought vampires could have kids? How many of you, vamp/human/demon/whatever legitimately thought that vampires should use protection when having sex to avoid procreating? Keep in mind we're talking about the breed of vampire whose body is actually lacking in a pulse and heartbeat, here.

Anyone?

Anyone at all?

If not? Then back the hell off Damon already. Because yes, he reacted in a pretty jerktastic way. However, considering his body is technically dead, it's not like he really thought he could procreate. And until Caroline got pregnant, I'm willing to bet none of you thought he could either. Including her.

And before any of you try to jump all over me about how this isn't any of my business or whatever retarded attempts at hostility you might try, I'd just like to point out that it's none of your business, either. This is between Caroline and Damon. That's it. So unless you're Caroline? Back off and let them sort it out.

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	bubbly_vamp 2011-12-04 06:01 am UTC (link)
	As a vampire of the same breed as Damon and Caroline who has had quite a lot of unprotected sex with two humans and haven't gotten knocked up yet, I didn't think it was possible, but I also don't think Damon should have jumped to the conclusion he did. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thisismyofframp 2011-12-04 06:11 am UTC (link)
	Like I said. His reaction was jerktastic. But it's also between him and Caroline. No one is helping the situation by jumping all over him for making a logical deduction that he now knows was wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shotforplot 2011-12-04 06:14 am UTC (link)
	So. Not to jump to conclusions, but how identical are we? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bubbly_vamp 2011-12-04 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Sweetie, what're you talking about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotforplot 2011-12-04 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Just making sure you haven't decided to do a comparative study yourself. We all know how open Eames is in that department. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bubbly_vamp 2011-12-04 07:56 am UTC (link)
	Hold on, you think I was talking about Eames? Are you serious? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotforplot 2011-12-04 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	Are you serious about wanting to get knocked up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bubbly_vamp 2011-12-04 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	You really think I'd go to Eames if I wanted a baby? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotforplot 2011-12-04 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Not really, but stranger things have happened when we're out of our heads. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bubbly_vamp 2011-12-04 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Well I'm not out of mine, which means I wouldn't go around sleeping with Eames. Especially when Arthur wouldn't hesitate to stake me if anyone found out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotforplot 2011-12-04 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	That still doesn't tell me how serious you are about wanting a baby. I mean, we're not even living together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bubbly_vamp 2011-12-04 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Huck, I accepted the fact, a long, long time ago, that I would never have a baby and I'm ok with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotforplot 2011-12-04 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, Lexi. It's just...with so many open relationships these days, I didn't want to assume we were exclusive if that isn't what you want, but now I've gone and assumed the opposite extreme. I guess I'm just not very good at this sort of thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bubbly_vamp 2011-12-04 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Huck, you're the only man I've been with here and the only one I want to be with. As for the other human I was referring to, it was my boyfriend, Lee, who I'd been dating before Damon killed me and I wound up here. He was human when we first started dating. Are you at your place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotforplot 2011-12-04 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	I'm at my place. Why is everything so complicated? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bubbly_vamp 2011-12-04 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Good. I'm grabbing some stuff then coming over. I think there are some things we need to talk about that we neglected to before. Because life would be dull if things weren't at least a little bit complicated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotforplot 2011-12-05 01:19 am UTC (link)
	I don't know if it was neglected so much as lost in the shuffle of Colligo's convolutions. But yeah. Better discussed in person. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dream_bigger 2011-12-04 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	What the fuck? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2011-12-04 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	I was about to ask the same question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-12-04 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Were you, now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2011-12-04 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Yes? Because as far as I know you haven't been sleeping around since we got together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-12-04 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	As surprising as it might seem to some people who look not unlike me, I haven't been with anyone other than Arthur or yourself. What about you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2011-12-04 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	What do you mean, what about me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-12-04 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	It's a fairly simple question, love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2011-12-04 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	It's a fairly confusing question, because the answer is no, I haven't slept with anyone else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-12-04 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Really? Because I saw the two of you, together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2011-12-04 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	Two of who? What the hell are you talking about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-12-04 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	You and Justin. I saw you, I saw Arthur is ill, how could you? Or is that what you were waiting for, for the two of us to be distracted, so that we wouldn't notice the pair of you. Is that it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2011-12-04 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Saw what? Saw him comforting me, because I was upset that one of my lovers was beaten and left for dead and doesn't know who I am? Because that's the only thing I can possibly think of that you'd even think was anything like that. And I wasn't waiting for anything because I'm not cheating on you. For God's sake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-12-04 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	"Comforting" you, is that what we're calling it now? hmm? Although I'm not surprised at it being Justin. He tried to jump me that time at the Casino, and then tried to blame it on the mistletoe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2011-12-04 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, because that's what was happening! Hugging! Is that cheating? Besides, I don't know if you've forgotten, but he's gay. Really, really gay. And I'm really, really not a dude. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sunshine_taylor 2011-12-04 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Hold the fuck up! I tried to blame it on the mistletoe? You're the one who told Arthur about the fucking mistletoe after he practically broke your arm. And there is absolutely nothing going on between me and Ariadne. All I wanted to do was help you guys out and part of that was comforting her. Because like she said. I'm very, very gay. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shotforplot 2011-12-04 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing. Just ignore anything I just said. You know my PDA is a wanker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-12-04 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think so, somehow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotforplot 2011-12-04 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, so this time it's me, and I'm probably reading into things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-12-04 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Your girlfriend is an extremely attractive woman, and she is my friend, but that is all. I have no interest in sleeping with her. I am in a serious, committed relationship with two people that I love dearly and I would have thought that you, of all people, would know this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotforplot 2011-12-04 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	I know. I know we joke about swapping places all the time and I never thought anything of it until now and I'm sorry. It's just this whole vampire baby ~~craze~~ discussion caught me off guard. (Reply to this) (Parent)