( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Stupid bint nearly singed my coat with whatever bloody mumbo jumbo she threw at me. Would somebody care to explain how I wound up in the same apartment with a bloody witch? And where exactly is here? Now I need to find someone else to eat.

[ooc: Meet Au!Spike! He never returned to Sunnydale in season four so he was never captured by the Initiative and chipped and never fell in love with Buffy. He's still evil!]

I don't remember... is this new? I don't... [Eames' voice trails off. He just sounds incredibly confused and lost.]



[OoC: New AU! Eames got shot in the taxi on Yusuf's level instead of Saito. He fell into Limbo, and has spent what feels like 150 years or so down there. Hello, scrambled eggs for brains]

Shit!! This isn't my house. Where's my stash? What's going on? Elena? Ric? Stefan? Damon if this is some kind of joke, it's not funny.

[ooc: And here is vamp!Jeremy! When he drank Anna's blood and tried to kill himself to become a vamp it worked.]

Oh, alright. Here again. Hello, 2011. For the third time.

[OoC: Surprise! Older Ed from 2031. Enjoy!]

Is?

Elena?

What the heck's going on? I know it's a Saturday, but unexpected trips are still a bad idea. I swear I'm the only adult in this family.

( OOC: Say hello to AU Alaric. Isobel kept Elena, and still went to Duke and married Ric. Ric adopted Elena and they've been a happy family for a while now. He has no idea about vampires or anything like that, beyond Isobel's research and he's never been to Mystic Falls. )

As nice as this place is, I'm pretty sure it's not the planet I fell asleep on.

Nihlus, if you're here and reading this: We talked about this, sir. No more whisking me away on missions without asking first.

OOC: Switching up the AU to a happier one, where the Reapers never indoctrinated Saren and Shepard is in Spectre training with an alien named Nihlus Kryik.

Fyi, The Danger Room needs to be majorly upgraded. I didn't even break a sweat in there just now. How disappointing. Then again considering Forge doesn't seem to be himself right now, it'll have to wait till he has all his marbles back. And can we lock Cass in her room until she's not so girly? She keeps smiling at me and it's creepy considering she's technically my sister.

And lastly, I need to get out of this place and do something. It's Saturday night. I'm not sitting around the Mansion all night and I don't have my suit to patrol.