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dudes i kinda need help again

i just need a pair of crutches. fucking lint ugh bastard stuff it broke my leg and i can't fix it and i dont wanna break it even more so im just gonna put it to one side and dick about on stupid crutches.

LINT MAGNET wtfffff

I've been feeling weak these past few days, and if that isn't strange enough, if I wish for something, it comes true. I don't know if I should consider my self more lucky or weirded out.

Worst way to find out you, apparently, have the ability to turn every ball you touch into a SuperBall: go bowling.

So. Anyone happen to know where I can get a job since I now have about a thousand dollars worth of damage to pay off on this place?

Does anybody know how long this is gonna last? I really don't like bologna sandwiches all that much but that's what everything I eat tastes like when I touch it...

Have I mentioned before how much I despise clouds? I'd almost prefer it if my grandfather was still here. Oh great, now it looks like him! Does anyone conveniently have the power to destroy clouds by any chance, because I can't take this anymore!!

Where am I? And where is my magic?!? Why can't I even

Don, I know you're around here somewhere. You have exactly three seconds to fix whatever is it you did or else!

Well? I'm waiting.