( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

The elevator and I have reconciled our difference. Just in case anyone was wondering.

Is this one for real? Who benefits from the ability to play a perfect game of sodding Tetris every time? I certainly don't, because I don't even own the bloody thing. Bloody game is so repetitive it makes my bloody head hurt.

And I knew that wasn't really Buffy the whole time. I was just playing along with everyone else. As if my biggest fear is that some bird doesn't love me. As if I'm that desperate for her approval. This tune is so bloody familiar, I'm making myself sick because I don't even believe myself.

I wonder, what is it like to have a normal lifespan? Now that I've been so graciously given one. After all this time I I've always It's certainly not what I was expecting to wake up and find this morning.

ow

crap

so apparently i can't phase anymore?

and i found this out when i ran into a wall and hit my head

so that happened

Losing my powers makes me feel very weird.

I've felt like I've had to be this...careful before.

Also, papercuts really sting. Ow.

I need a clock. I actually need a clock. I spent an entire hour reading, and I had no idea I'd done it until I looked at a clock. It just sort of whizzed by without my noticing, which, all right, does happen, but not like this. Then I was off by a full thirty seconds when I was making tea. Me. I let the tea steep too long and I was paying attention.

My ability to manipulate metal seems to have vanished. But that milk I spilled earlier seems to be quite happy to take its place.

It would seem that my normal abilities have been replaced with the ability to communicate telepathically. With bunny rabbits. And only bunny rabbits.
( Sam )
( Jade )

So, if I am reading this correctly, my mutation has been taken away but I can...read my own mind.

I do believe that is called thinking.

This is utterly ridiculous

I really don't need this right now

So I washing my hands before work...and the water in the sink turned into beer.

Because apparently, that's my new power. Turning water into beer.

...Attempting to take a shower is going to be interesting.

Immune to alcohol.

Immune.

To alcohol.

WORST SUPERPOWER EVER.

My beard is invulnerable. I can't shave it off.

I'm so impressed I can hardly find the words.