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Artemis Lian Crock ([info]arealspitfire) wrote in [info]colligo_network,
@ 2011-10-24 21:23:00

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Entry tags:duke crocker, jo harvelle-wuornos, lexi branson, nathan wuornos

So I washing my hands before work...and the water in the sink turned into beer.

Because apparently, that's my new power. Turning water into beer.

...Attempting to take a shower is going to be interesting.



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[info]bubbly_vamp
2011-10-25 01:39 am UTC (link)
Not that's a pretty awesome power.

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[info]arealspitfire
2011-10-25 01:42 am UTC (link)
Awesome, but not so awesome if I'm taking a shower and I'm suddenly covered in beer.

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[info]bubbly_vamp
2011-10-25 01:44 am UTC (link)
But it will add body and shine to your hair.

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[info]arealspitfire
2011-10-25 01:53 am UTC (link)
And the boys will just be drawn to the aroma of beer coming from my hair.

So...maybe it means more tips. Which is good.

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[info]bubbly_vamp
2011-10-25 04:32 am UTC (link)
And my end of the bar will be all empty and lonely cause they'll all be flocking to you.

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[info]arealspitfire
2011-10-25 04:45 am UTC (link)
I'll share the wealth!

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[info]notarealboy
2011-10-25 05:32 am UTC (link)
So now you're some sort of trashy Jesus, Jo?

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[info]arealspitfire
2011-10-25 05:34 am UTC (link)
Apparently.

And thus, I shall turn all the water into beer and we shall party and get drunk.

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[info]notarealboy
2011-10-25 05:38 am UTC (link)
And on the seventh day, Jo said 'Let there be beer'. And there was. And it was good.

I'll probably have to watch it though. Not sure I want to deal with the hangover in the morning.

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[info]arealspitfire
2011-10-25 05:42 am UTC (link)
I'm probably going to have to watch it make sure this only extends to water, and not juice or something.

Being drunk all the time isn't something I have in mind.

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[info]notarealboy
2011-10-25 05:56 am UTC (link)
I'm sure they wouldn't do that.

I guess if you do end up getting horribly drunk, I can just carry you around so you don't fall over. It's the least I can do.

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[info]arealspitfire
2011-10-27 06:46 am UTC (link)
That's really sweet of you, Nate.

And you are forewarned...I'm a giggly drunk.

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[info]istandforme
2011-10-25 05:33 am UTC (link)
Forget interesting. Try awesome.

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[info]arealspitfire
2011-10-25 05:35 am UTC (link)
I won't have to worry about paying for beer, at least.

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[info]istandforme
2011-10-25 05:40 am UTC (link)
And you'll make plenty of new friends.

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[info]arealspitfire
2011-10-25 05:43 am UTC (link)
I do enjoy meeting new people.

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