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( Filtered to Dean & Sam Winchester )

Look who's back, bitches!

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Are there seriously no Winchesters around? Seriously? No Winchesters, no Cassiebear, no anything?

Wow, this place lost or gained some standards while I was gone. Not sure which.

Oh well. Show of hands...who missed me?

Psssst....mom, raise your hand.

( Edit ): Not cool, Uncle Asshat. Not cool. I'm gonna fiddle with some stuff if that's okay.

You have got to be kidding me. It was only three solar systems! And I put them back! Why am I being brought back to this place? I realize that lectures weren't cutting it anymore but this is ridiculous!

At least tell me that you got some bipeds of actual interest while I was gone, Asaph.

It is rather difficult to go hiking and the like when the sole of one of your boots comes loose. So that was a bit bollocks. It stayed together enough for me to get back, but I think I killed it.

Anyone else vanish while I was off destroying my boots?

I need a shower and a shave. I think I brought half a mountainside back with me. Anyone want any muck?

I know we are not acquainted, but you are a friend of Leon's, and that means I can trust you. My mentor and friend, Harry Dresden, was recently sent home. Using his magic, he was protecting something of mine and, in doing this, he was protecting everyone in the city. I was wondering if you had a similar protection spell. And, of course, I am willing to pay you for your help.

I feel like an old fashioned picnic in the park? With sandwiches and the other necessary things that are needed. Who would like to join me? I think I want a Sunday afternoon in the park, since I do have Sundays off from working and everything. Its supposed to be really nice.

Maybe I could bring a frisbee and we could really make a great day out of it.

Just let me know.

I've seen some strange and wonderful things. Very, very strange. I mean, honestly, dogs with no noses. Can you imagine? And Donna thought I was bonkers for growing out of spare hand. But this? This place takes the cake. Would've given the High Council heart attacks, every one of them. Both hearts at the same time.