( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Okay, I really need to get this out, while Babs can't lecture me. I mean, yes, she could find out through a weird, convoluted game of telephone, and then she could pass a lecture back through a second, equally weird convoluted game of telephone, but it kinda lacks the sting.

Erik? Your smile might actually be the creepiest thing ever. And I've seen plenty of creepy things. I just kinda want to hum the Jaws theme every time I see it. I mean...half the time I honestly think you're going to bite me. Is it intentional?

He's just like this...red-headed Jewish shark with a chip on his shoulder, a collection of stupid turtlenecks and a giant penis if the pants are anything to go by. And yet, I'd do him in half a second if it wasn't for Girl Code. How does that even work? Right...giant penis.

This message is brought to you by Steph's lack of an inside voice. I am sincerely sorry.

The mall is having a 'best celebrity lookalike' contest tomorrow. Winner gets a new car. I hope it's red. I want a shiny red car. Are prizes like that normal? Because if they are, I am definitely liking this time period more and more with each passing day. Back home the best you could hope for was one of those huge cargo vans that guys found so groovy and girls wanted to catch on fire and push off the nearest cliff.

( Filtered to John Druitt )

Right. So a hundred dollars doesn't exactly go far these days. Especially when you've got a dog with a sausage addiction. Time to job hunt again I suppose since I haven't got the funds anymore to open up my own shop. Anyone know a tea shop around, an apothecary, or maybe an old bookstore?

awesome toaster is now super-super-awesome. sweet.

Uther's name is no longer on the door. I have come to realise that means he has been sent home. If someone could inform Arthur I would be most grateful.

Finally decided to shave. Big mistake.

Caden keeps smacking my face. I'm sure it's unintentional. But maybe he's trying to tell me something.