( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Not only did I break a few glasses at the bar, but I broke the doorknob in my room and the heel on one of my boots broke on my way home. These were my favorite boots! I've never had such bad luck before; with the exception of when I was turned, because that was pretty rotten luck at the time.

Is it safe now? I read everyone's posts yesterday and decided not to leave. The microwave still exploded or imploded or whatever, it's broken.

I can't believe I got arrested last night. At McDonalds No, I won't say why. It's embarrassing and I don't want to talk about it.

At least I had the best cellmates ever. And our mug shots looked awesome.

Still...Worst. Night. Ever.

Seriously...who gets arrested for prostitution AT MCDONALDS?! We were just enjoying some french fries

( Filtered to Nikola )

Six fingers, my left hand twice, my right foot, all lost in one crappy day. And there is no telling how many cuts, bangs, bruises, and breaks that managed to heal over but were still annoying nonetheless.

I'm pretty sure that's a new record, even for me.

And now for the important question. Anybody have any idea where I can dump this stuff? I really don't think having random body parts wash up in the river because I didn't get rid of them properly would be a good thing.