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May 13th, 2011


[info]bornoffae in [info]colligo_network

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I can't believe I'm doing this

So, I hear there's quite a few supernatural individuals in the city.

Would any of you be interested in occasional no-strings-attached sex?

I swear it's not as sketchy as it sounds. I'm a succubus and I sort of need the sex. And it's just safer with fae supernaturals than it is with humans.

I can promise it'll be worth your while.

Oh! No werewolves No, that just sounds species-ist But they get so territorial And it makes me miss Dyson No werewolves, please.

Kenzi )

[info]alreadyscared in [info]colligo_network

My crayon broked and then my picture I was coloring got ripped and THEN I spilled my juice over my new shirt and THEN I spilled some more on the floor and THEN I dropped my hotdog and couldn't eat it and the new one didn't taste good like the other one would've and I don't like today and I'm going back to bed til tomorrow!

[info]flickum_bickus in [info]colligo_network

as▒▒f id idn▒▒▒av▒▒▒▒▒gh t▒oubl▒ ▒▒▒▒ kitchen fires w▒▒▒o▒▒ f▒▒▒▒▒ the 13th

have you ever noticed that the letter B looks like a squished together 13?

i'm kind▒▒▒▒ glad BOB isn;t here to laugh at my ▒uck

[info]shotforplot in [info]colligo_network

If anybody spills the salt today, don't forget to toss a bit over your left shoulder. I don't really know when my birthday was but if I was to hazard a guess, I'd say it were a Friday the 13th.

Which means today ought to be the one day I get lucky for a change, eh?

[info]goallbuffyonus in [info]colligo_network

This is absolutely ridiculous. I really hope that all this bad luck is just because of the date today since I'm pretty sure not even I could stand to keep losing limbs and injuring myself in completely absurd ways for more than a 24 hour period.

[info]trenchcoat_angl in [info]colligo_network

I Maybe it's just today but 

Unbelievable.

[info]oceanstorm in [info]colligo_network

I suppose this makes a perverse sort of sense.

Would there happen to be a healer available to make housecalls?

[info]harvelle in [info]colligo_network

I think I've broken about half a dozen glasses, and I knocked over an entire shelf of pickle jars while doing inventory so far.

And Ash if you don't quit glaring at me every time I glance towards your computer, I might just shoot you, miss, and hit the monitor instead.

[info]notyourmate in [info]colligo_network

Buggering hell, I think I broke something. Stupid shoes. How do you trip over your own stupid feet?!

I think I might have knocked some people over on my fall too. Great. Stupid Friday the 13th. Any black cats wandering around?

[info]fireinthesoul in [info]colligo_network

Turs out shavig was't such a great idea.

Ad after that, I dropped Cade's bottle.

Ad stubbed my toe on the couch leg.

Today is fired. I'm goig back to bed.

Ad to add isult to ijury, my letter-after-m key is't workig.

[info]futurequeen in [info]colligo_network

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It is our one year anniversary on Sunday and I know it is short notice but I would love to have you all here for dinner tomorrow night. I will provide dinner but if there's anything specific you would like then feel free to say and I will look to it, I can pick it up on the way home from work. The children are welcome of course, the more the merrier.

{OOC: If you think you're a friend you likely are. So the Merlin lot (Apart from Morgana...Sorry xD This would include any of the mothers she has made friends with, any of the Harry Potter lot she's become friends with. Basically if she talks to you a lot and likes you, you're invited xD}

[info]dream_bigger in [info]colligo_network

Today can fuck off.

[info]whatstarsdo in [info]colligo_network

This is extremely annoying.

Obi-Wan, I'm afraid we're going to need new teacups. Plural.
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[info]goodatcharms in [info]colligo_network

Today really needs to bugger off.

[info]dream_bigger in [info]colligo_network

Pub. Now. Before I commit murders.

[info]pad_foot in [info]colligo_network

Bike crash.

I've actually never been so depressed. Ever.

Although I might just be concussed. It's hard to tell.

[info]butiwaswrong in [info]colligo_network

Son of a bitch!

Cas, you might want to come home. Now.

[info]stolensnitch in [info]colligo_network

I BROKE MY GLASSES AND I CANT FIND MY WAND SO I HAVE TO TYPE IN BIG LETTERS JUST TO SEE THEM. BUGGER. CAN PEOPLE REPLY WITH THEIR VOICES ON THIS THING SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO TRY AND READ THINGS? CHEERS

[info]ilooklikeher in [info]colligo_network

I fell up the stairs. How does that even happen?

[info]rookie5o in [info]colligo_network

Today was just not a good day.