( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Booooooooored. God! Something interesting happen already.

It can't be true.

These thoughts... these memories.... They're all lies.

Somehow my cat has a kitten. This would be less unusual if he weren't male. It's brought out a wonderfully tender side of him, though.

Sherlock, did she come with a name or is it up to us to choose? Or have you already chosen one? We're not just calling her Cat.

For those of you who did not know, which might be everyone, Ms. Ariadne Wood has a birthday today.

You may not party with her tonight, since she's going out to dinner with Arthur and myself, and is therefore off limits, but I was thinking that on Saturday, we could perhaps invade the Roadhouse and get spectacularly rat-arsed. Yes? Excellent. I will see you there.

you guys its my birthday

and my cake has paidsley on it

i habe hte best boyfirends ever

arthur why si yoru tie under ym pilolw is that a presnedt?

why did you let eames byu me tequilaa?