( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I have a few questions, and I hope it's alright to ask them here.

Is the date on this wireless telephone thing correct? Is it really 2011?

Where do I go to get my ration book? My wireless telephone says I have money in a bank account, which is very good because I don't have any food or clothes, other than my suit of armour.

I hate to ask, but could I borrow some clothes from someone until I get my ration book and money? I don't think the shopkeepers or bank clerks would appreciate my showing up in chainmail, but I have nothing else.

I want this to be over! I don't want to be a vampire anymore! I want to be human, and I want to be able to just be with my boyfriend who is way better at self control than I'll ever be.

I want to forget that Damon loves me. It's awkward. Really...awkward. Can I just be a human so he can compel me to forget?