( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, BORED!

This sucks. :(

Edit to add: Anybody that has little kids, don't let them read the stuff we're talking about here. Somebody's got a potty mouth (not me!) and I don't want to get yelled at.

This might be a lot cooler if I knew how I got here. And why I'm not dead. Again.

Oh my good God. I found a shop, a wonderful magical amazing shop (note to wizardy types - I do not mean magical in your sense of the word. Calm down.) and I love it dearly because it has JAFFA CAKES in stock. I have dreamt of this moment. Frequently. (Sorry, boss)

JAFFA CAKES!

oh, wait, this means some more Awful Shit is about to happen, doesn't it? Shit.

Still, I don't care. I have ten boxes of jaffa cakes now. I have 120 Jaffa cakes. That's as many as twelve tens. And that's brilliant.

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This is a bit brilliant.