( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Sirius...I caught the shot race on camera apparently.


{Insert a video of Sirius having a shot race against a pensioner, who then beats him, him bellowing 'Rematch! Come back!" Then looking mildly offended. "Well... fuck you too". He then attempts a rude and extravagent, hand gesture, overbalances and falls backwards in a flailing way off the bar he was standing on. All the while, Rose is heard laughing her head off in the background, calling him all manner of names}


Graceful, mate.

If I can't get to sleep because of the huge thing that is my bump, I'm getting up and down because she's against my bladder. And if it isn't that, it's the most unnerving, weird and vivid dreams.

I know she's worth it, but I kind of would just like a decent nights sleep.

I have only been in this place a short time and already I find myself in awe of all the marvels of your modern culture.

Showers may well be the most brilliant invention ever!

Perhaps now, Alistair, you will finally cease resembling my hound in smell.

It's bloody quiet around here. Chances of a game of Quidditch are pretty much zero, yeah?

Anyone got a chess set?