( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Elaine, I'm afraid the kettle called. It says you're calling it black?

Only replace kettle with antichrist and black with meddlesome.

Really, my dear girl? Really?

I do believe it's safe to say that the majority of the city has now been overrun primarily thanks to these idiotic locals who would really be better off dea. Unless you're equipped to protect yourself properly, I would strongly suggest everyone stay indoors if you can at all help it.

Also, if you're injured, go to the clinic. The hospital was one of the first to fall and I'm not certain even I want to walk in there right now.

( Filtered to Aziraphale )

Hey, what do vegan zombies eat?


GRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!




(Humor is totally a legitimate method of dealing with stressful situations.)