absolutely ridiculous muggle contraption. how in the name of salazar do i Ah. There we are. Positively ludicrous. Now to determine just where I've found myself, although first I should think there to be a way to erase thiI do not care where I am nor how I came to be here. I've no use for mindless prattle about the wonders of this location nor whomever is responsible for my arrival here. I am simply going to say this, and this alone:
It is absolutely vital that I am immediately returned from whence I came.