Since I've arrived I've eaten six (6) mini-burritos, watched five (5) hours of Stargate, had three (3) major freakouts, spent two (2) minutes considering employment, and built one (1) giant model of the Eiffel Tour out of paperclips.
And now I'm bored. This place just is no fun. And I have a very low standard for general funtimes.
Do you know what we need? Lasertag.