( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I definitely have my work cut out for me here. This place is far too clean to have so many humans in it. It's making me feel sick. Start out small, with smog and rain, and go from there, maybe..

Not killing anyone is going to be a challenge. Maybe a computer virus instead? ♥

It's a little foreboding to arrive in a place you never heard of and see this sign warning that your brain is about to be broken after you've been escorted out of a library by a couple of suits of armor and handed this nifty little PDA thing. I'd really like my brain to remain unbroken if at all possible because I kinda need it and all.

Has anyone heard of a big law firm called Wolfram and Hart? Maybe they have a dimensional branch here?

where is the bloody shift key. huh...an UP ARROW...oh I see...oh. And how do you make the punctuation. Lets see. .@,-?! Oh! There we go. Albus? Minerva?

I'm afraid I'm rather confused. I wasn't apparating anywhere, and there weren't any portkeys at Grimmauld around. Thank Merlin I hadn't begun my mission. I wouldn't want to have to explain my absence to the werewolves.

"Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak."

Nice to know the important things are so well quoted. Wish I had been there for that one.

Edit: A door close to mine has the name Severus Snape on it.

Just thought I'd like to mention something. Firstly, I have no idea what anyone is talking about like they knew me before. I guess there was another me here? Well, guess what... he isn't me. I have not gone by "Clark" for many years. I'd prefer not to be known by that pathetic name. No.. my name is Kal.

That's all. That is all I needed to say. I'm gonna go look for some clubs now. Oh! Oh yeah, almost forgot. You know that whole thing people were worrying about? The issue about the kids? Something about hostages? Well, that is no longer an issue. I took care of that little twerp too... let's just say he won't be bothering people anytime soon. Actually, he might be, but I just liked saying that part. A white lie never hurts.

Anyone points a gun at me again, it's going somewhere that it don't belong. And I won't even make it smaller by crushing it. Something to think about. As for me, I'm gonna go off to get some more cash now. Maybe a sports car too. And ladies? I'm single. Those of you that are, call me up. Even you hotties that are with someone, you too. He can't keep you happy like I can.

Skyfire. Have you been to the museums here yet? If you haven't, you have to meet me here, Beloved. The human race seems to have a fairly short history, as far as species go, but they've come so far--



I'm still not terribly happy about being grounded, and I'm definitely going a little stir-crazy, but I've been keeping out of the apartment to keep my mind off it. The human body is interesting, of course, especially for couples but I'll be happy to get my wings back. I'd love to know how this was done, though.

I get accepted into Starfleet. That's like the coolest thing ever. ... I wonder if that means I can get out of doing my chores if I can convince my mom that I'm telling the truth.

This place sure is funkytown.

Code word. I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble
Come on, Dean, Dad - where are you?
Where am I?

Okay, this is seriously not funny. Ellimist, you can come out now, make your big reveal and teach us your big lesson.

Guys? Where are you? I'm in this weird library, and there are guards.

I really used to be a man The other me was a male I hate this place.

[Billie]

You said I was male in your dimension?

And how are you? You might not know it but you're still like family

... Why does the calendar say July 19th? Tomorrow is supposed to be July 11th, exactly ten days before my birthday. Not two.

Somebody want to tell me what's going on and how I managed to lose over a week? If somebody messed with my memories I'm going to

As nice as it was to be young again, if anyone ever wipes out my memory of my son and husband again, I'm going to track them down and throttle them.

And this place really does have the most brilliant timing, doesn't it, my husband? You finally manage to show up, and I can't remember you at all. By the by, it took you long enough to get here. I certainly hope I'm not going to have to sit around and wait another month now that I do remember.

Spock, dear, it's so odd to see you so young again are you and Nyota getting along well?

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

GABRIEL GRAY! I have your secret underpants, and I AM WILLING TO RANSOM!

That is all.

So, Chris. Coffee went pretty well, I think, so how about we try something like that again and call it a date this time?