( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I should probably make some really bad joke about Kansas but that seems kinda redunant, seeing as actually am from Kansas.

So this place is called Colligo. I am four years into my future. And I don't have any of my clothes or a job though I quit that. One of those things stepped on my glasses. Thank goodness for the wonders of contacts, even if they do itch. Not to mention the dorm room is ... are the sheets even clean?

I'd be pretty tempted to say that this is a bizarre dream or some hangover punishment, but I don't sleep much and I don't drink either.

A minute ago, I was dead in a demon bar and now I'm here. Answer seemed pretty simple. Holding hell dimension. City backdrop, people know nothing, weird ass sentinels keeping you out of places you aren't supposed to go.

Except I'm alive, not brainwashed to think I'm a nice family guy, and they don't give you PDAs with access to message boards.

What the fuck is this place? And more importantly, how do I get out of here? I've got scores to settle.

As most of you are aware, I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the Enterprise. Whether or not you chose to believe that I am who I say I am and know I am is your decision. Myself and members of my crew who are present in this city are currently working on a way to return ourselves and everyone else to their respective homes. Any information that I can be provided with in regards to efforts and attempts that have already been made would be most appreciative, as it might help with our efforts.

I will keep you updated on any progress that has been made.

( FILTERED TO ALL STARFLEET PERSONNEL )

( FILTERED TO DR. LEONARD MCCOY )

Kirk out.

Right. Alright. Could someone tell me how I ended up in a library? After they explain to me how metal statues ended up alive and harassing me? I think they bent one of my wings? I wanted to use angel fire on them ... but what if they're human?

Okay. I get what this is. Mazarin. I didn't know you had a sense of humor.

Ooooookay, this isn't exactly the result I was expecting.

EDIT: So this PDA thing tells me I have a roomie? Is there a Ms. Asagiri here?