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Lindsey McDonald (stopitevilhand) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2009-05-23 10:38:00

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james t. kirk (xi)

A minute ago, I was dead in a demon bar and now I'm here. Answer seemed pretty simple. Holding hell dimension. City backdrop, people know nothing, weird ass sentinels keeping you out of places you aren't supposed to go.

Except I'm alive, not brainwashed to think I'm a nice family guy, and they don't give you PDAs with access to message boards.

What the fuck is this place? And more importantly, how do I get out of here? I've got scores to settle.

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	witchwithaplan 2009-05-23 09:55 am UTC (link)
	You're a demon? ~~Why would anyone brainwash a demon into thinking he was a "nice family guy"?~~ You can't get out of here. Everyone's already tried more than once. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	stopitevilhand 2009-05-23 10:07 am UTC (link)
	Hell no, I'm all human. ...there's always a way out. Even Heaven and Hell aren't that good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

witchwithaplan
2009-05-23 10:19 am UTC (link)

Then what were you doing in a demon bar? ~~Unless you were trying to become a demon~~ Humans don't know about demons. Unless they are one Which would mean that you're lying. Or are trying to be one. Or being hunted by them, and if that's the case, they certainly wouldn't be hanging out with them at a bar.

You're welcome to try but like I said, everyone else already has. And not everyone here is "all human".

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stopitevilhand
2009-05-23 10:31 am UTC (link)

Not a relevant point. I was there, now I'm here, and it wasn't by my choosing. Some humans know about demons. Just because the majority of the population is either oblivious or in serious denial doesn't mean there aren't those out there that accept the fact that we aren't alone in the dark. Not lying and not trying to become one. ~~Just needed their strength and speed.~~ And since you seem to know about demons and yet protest that humans don't know about them, what does that make you?

Great. Just what I wanted to hear.

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witchwithaplan
2009-05-23 10:42 am UTC (link)

Pretty relevant point if you start munching on some innocents. ~~No matter how stupid the locals tend to be.~~ Then I'd have to Vanquish you, and I try to know as much as I can before going in with the potions. Oh, I know that but it's like I said. I want to know. Plus, in my experiance anyone who hangs out in demon bars isn't the type of being-demon or not-that I'd invite home for Christmas. Or want around the rest of the population. Me? One of the most powerful good witches in my dimension. Not to mention part ~~whitelighter~~ angel.

Wait til you hear about the natives and the dorms. Then you'll really be jumping for joy.

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stopitevilhand
2009-05-23 10:53 am UTC (link)

Considering I'm neither cannibal or - despite supposedly no longer being dead - nor zombie, that will never happen. If you need to know that badly, I was taking out an elite member of a group that cultivates and ushers in the apocalypse and his entourage. I've seen some innocent types hang out in demon bars. Just like the human types. Not all of them are seedy and full of low lifes.

Powerful witch, huh? Where I come from, they are one and the same as humans, just with a little more oomph to them than everyone else. I didn't know angels could procreate.

Dorms? Screw it. This is starting to sound like Hell.