( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Captain? Zoë? 你让什么我们进入？ This ain't right. I'm not supposed to be planet bound.

Tin statues, or what I thought were tin statues that can't be fought off, and a PDA. That's it, we're supposed to stay here? I can't get out, and I need to get back home. I need to be with Edward. Renesmee needs me. Is this someones idea of a sick joke?

I'd appreciate any assistance on how to get out of here, I have a little girl expecting me to sit through her aunts idea of a fashion show to see all her new outfits in about half an hour.

Wow, Danvers, what the hell mess have you got yourself into this time? At least I can honestly say I have no idea how this happened.

Okay, here's the thing. I'm supposed to be home in three hours. I'm supposed to check in at home in one hour. If I don't call, guaranteed one hour after that at the very most, Dad is going to be ready to call in the Pack troops and start a full Nation Search. Let it be known now, it's not my fault if people get hurt. You shouldn't just randomly take people's daughter's if you don't want people hurt. It's a fact.

That being said. What? Seriously? Walking suits of armor?

I am very not amused at this moment in time. How the hell did those things manage to keep a hold of me? For that matter, why didn't my teeth do anything to them? where the fuck am I and where the hell is my mate? If one of you bastards have her, I will personally rip you limb from limb.

Evidently I've joined the ranks of the crazy people and have now wound up in a different world. Need I say that I should be returned to the place where I was just snatched from? It might be a very wise idea since Savannah will destroy everything do anything to get me back. Not to mention Lucas, my husband..and Benecio, my husband's father. It's not a wise idea to keep me held hostage.

And what the hell were those things? Obviously knockback spells won't work on them, maybe something else..

( Private Message to Jacob Black )

Bones, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.