( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

So, I'm pretty sure I'm planning a wedding. I mean, there are bride magazines on the kitchen table and I have a gorgeous ring. I only wish I knew who I was marrying. I'm fairly certain we live together, because there are men's clothes here too, but no one else has come home. I'm getting worried and I don't even know if I should be.

I got startled this morning by what's I'm guessing is my pet this morning.

That wouldn't be all that weird.

Except my pet is apparently a dragon.

And I fell through the floor when I freaked out.

So. Yeah. That happened.