( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

So, I finally figured out what this animal is that I apparently own. I wasn't sure what the hell it was at first, because it kind of looks like a kitten, but with weird ears and it walks on two legs so I thought it was some sort of alien creature, which is pretty ridiculous. Anyway, I was looking through the DVDs that are apparently mine and one of them has one of these creatures in it and they're called Mogwais. Apparently there are rules to owning one too. Why would I get a pet that's so high maintenance? Now what do I call it?

Can anybody else just sorta... make stuff happen by thinking about it hard enough?

I'm not sure how this happened, but apparently I like weapons - like a lot. They are all over this apartment that I woke up in. I guess they are mine. Nobody has come in and told me to get out. I also don't know why the Billy Idol look alike is here, and when I got into that. He is cute, in this older, kind of sexy sort of way. I'm also knocked up. This is not weight gain. Weird. Makes me wonder if Billy Idol did it? I feel like I should be on one of those weird talk shows 'Billy, you are the father!' UGH, so not needed.

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I was told that my last...post was somewhat long-winded.

Everyone who is looking for a place to sleep is more than welcomed at the Crisis Center. It has been established as a base of operations and a roof over your heads. It includes several amenities and meals. For anyone looking to volunteer, you can also approach me here. More help is greatly appreciated as well as desired.


[ filter: natalia (illyana rasputina) ]

Ya neobkhodimostʹ pomoshchʹ, Natalia. Ya...ona skazal ona istselennyy. Ona chertov skazal mne ona istselennyy. Ona ne imeyet prikhoditʹ nazad yeshche. Ya ne znatʹ chto k delatʹ. Ya ne...

[ There's a slight pause and he attempts not to scream. ]

Pozhaluysta, Natalia, pomoshchʹ mne.

You know when you have one of those weird fucking days where you meet your long-lost-forgotten twin brother. Then you find out you can do parkour in your sleep, but that's not right before you find a fucking murder victim on the side of the goddamn road and then watch the fucker explode when the sun hits the guy.

[ There's a pause. ]

Yeah. Um...So nice weather we're having, right? Or any even more serious question. Anyone else feel like they're missing someone a lot? Something along the lines of 'she needs to be safe' and 'I need to find her'. But don't know who the Hell you're supposed to be looking for or where to start looking for that matter.