( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Oh look. This again.

You could almost set your watch by it.

Hey, Lizzy. Want to take the kids to the park for a little while?

Hilarious. I'm sure you're having a lot of laughs over this.

Now, switch me back to my correct gender.

Interesting.

What the -

No. No, no, no. This is so wrong. This is wrong on all levels.

I have girl parts. That is not okay!

Abort. Abort.

Someone needs to fix this now.

Or kill me.

Killing me works too.

Oh god...is this on? Fuck. Fucking fuck.

I went to sleep male. I didn't wake up that way.

So. Yeah. That's something that happened.

This was only fun when I did it myself, Uncle. It's not now! CHANGE ME BACK!