( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

FAIL!FILTER TO DUKE CROCKER:

Don't suppose you'd be interested in exploring Colligo with me tomorrow? Thought I'd walk around, get a lay of the land, </s>try to forget about Nathan and his new WIFE and their TWINS</s> scope out the food. That sort of thing. It's not quite Haven, but maybe we could make a day of it.

I'm pretty sure that I almost burned the apartment down trying to create a new potion. I don't know what happened. I was just looking through the book of shadows and thought I could handle it considering that I haven't done this kind of potion before, my mother never let me. Lets just say that it flew my ass across the kitchen and I had a huge mess to clean up. I guess I just wasn't ready for that kind of potion.

Also, I think that I am starting to like this guy. But what do I know about liking someone right? The last people that I have liked, whenever I try to tell them they always end up leaving. I'm kind of afraid to even want to try and like anymore guys here. I'm pretty convinced that I'm cursed in this place.

And I feel like a bad cousin. I have only seen her a handful of times. This must end, I think that a cousin outing is definitely something that I would need. Plus, she's the only family that I have here. Besides Sookie of course who I consider to be a sister.

I nearly forgot about my own birthday. I can't believe I did that. I tell you, this baby stuff tuns your brain to mush.

[Fail!Filter to self]
This baby stuff is driving me crazy. Am I going to be a good Mom as a slayer? I don't even know any slayer parents. What if Spike - I know he isn't going to bite the baby or anything - but he knows even less about this parenting thing than I do. I could have a full panic attack, but then we would be right back here. Oh and while I'm at it, I'm bored. I'm not feeling sick at all, and there is no kicking going on. I also want to know why some people play soothing tunes to their stomach. The baby is in water. Can anyone hear underwater? I'm just saying. I think some of these books are all wrong.