( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

[ Filtered to Eleven, Rory, Amy, & River ]
There are four marks on my hand, and my gun has four less bullets than it did the last time I checked it. I think we have a situation.

[ Filtered to Clint ]
We may have a big problem. Get a weapon. If you see anything unusual, shoot it on sight.

All right, everyone!

Do not panic. Or...I suppose you could panic if you want. It's not as if I could stop you. But really, it won't help. Probably. I guess it might. But that's highly unlikely, so I strongly suggest not panicking.

There are several things here that most likely want us all dead, but that's just Christmas for you. Admittedly, Christmas has never been quite this bad, but you lot deal with this sort of thing all the time. I'm sure it will be fine.

A bit of advice.

There are Silents. You won't remember them if you look away, so if you see one, find a way to remind yourself. Tally marks work. Recording notes to yourself. That sort of thing.

The statues are very dangerous. Don't take your eyes off of them. Don't blink. If you blink, you're dead.

The Daleks and the Cybermen are the same if you're looking at them or not, but that doesn't mean they're not just as bad. Be very careful and do not get shot. Or converted. Those are both bad things.

We will get through this. I know we will. Good luck and keep safe. And merry Christmas.

( Filtered to River Song )
And you said I didn't get you anything good for Christmas.

Finding David's sword under the Christmas tree this morning was a nice surprise.

I miss him. And Henry. This place is crazy, and right now definitely isn't the best time for new people to show up, seeing as we have an invasion going on, but it'd be nice for Mary Margaret to have David around. I miss him and my son, but I wouldn't really want them showing up during all of this.

I am so glad to see that I got my mom's recipe book. So now I can officially cook some amazing meals for people. But I don't know if I even want to go out and get stuff to cook with, I don't want to have a run in with those things. I have dealt with a lot of creepy things, but nothing compared to what is going on here right now. So are these things pretty powerful? I know that I had asked the Doctor about it, but if there is someway to defeat them with my magical powers, I can start on spells and potions right away. If not, well, then I guess I'm just SOL.