Is it just me or has anyone else seen the snowman in the park, telling stories to kids? I think he was telling them about Rudolph. Is this a normal occurrence around here? Talking snowmen and Christmas trees appearing overnight?
There's a fuzzy green guy downtime dressed up as Santa trying to steal Christmas decorations from the stores, with his dog, who he's got dressed like a reindeer. I tried to arrest him, but he got away.