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November 17th, 2012


[info]thebratwonder in [info]colligo_network

Filter!Fail Xavier Mansion

No need to be alarmed, but I sort of just broke the fridge door. Okay, so maybe there is a need to be alarmed. I know I've always been stronger than someone my age, but I've never been strong enough to pull the fridge door off.

[info]wantedthedevil in [info]colligo_network

Voice Post.

Again? Are you kidding me, Uncle?! How many times are you going to make me human before you realize I GET IT NOW?

[info]notmrpond in [info]colligo_network

That was interesting. I was at the clinic, thinking about how I was looking forward to my shift being over so I could go home and spend some time with Amy and then I was in our room. I don't exactly understand how this happened.

[info]royal_bastard in [info]colligo_network

Does this place have magically appearing sandwiches? Because I just had the thought that I was hungry, and suddenly, there was a sandwich on the table in front of me. Is that normal? Someone please tell me it's normal.

[info]ex_amazonian45 in [info]colligo_network

Right, so... I'm human now. Which is a thing that happened, apparently. And that's fine. I can deal. But something tells me, from what I'm seeing on the network, that someone else might not be human right now.

So, if you're female - because we're going to assume Asaph isn't an actual idiot and would do this to a male - and if you're feeling an overwhelming sense of violence and general loathing and distaste toward every man in existence, and can now benchpress a Buick... we should probably talk. Just an idea.

[info]thefirstavenger in [info]colligo_network

( Voice Post )

( Steve sounds different, less self-assured and somewhat out of breath )

Guys...something's wrong...

[info]quantumkid in [info]colligo_network

I WANT MY MATH BACK, MISTER ASAPH! I WANT MY MATH BACK AND I WANT IT BACK NOW!

Please?

[info]moreblood in [info]colligo_network

Not again.

{Private Damon, Lexi, Alaric}
Are you feeling ok today? I'm human again.

[info]kristina_snow in [info]colligo_network

Um I'm hearing voices...

Like in my head. I also blasted a hole in the wall...

This isn't normal in the least little bit.

Has anyone else ever had this problem?

[info]newkindacharmed in [info]colligo_network

Okay, kind of freaking out a little bit. I don't have my powers, what happened to my powers? Please say that they will come back. Anybody else having problems with whatever powers they have?

[info]rubber in [info]colligo_network

Well, at least I won't lose my keys.

Moll, I'm going to take a not-so-wild guess and say you've got my abilities right now?

[info]foryousiralways in [info]colligo_network

I appear to be a vampire.

I have a strange ring, which my research indicates is one used by vampires in this city to walk in daylight.

However, when I tried to consume bagged blood, I became quite ill.

Am I doing something wrong?

[info]becauseihaveto in [info]colligo_network

I want a cheeseburger. I've never had one before. Oh! And a milkshake. I've never had one of those either. Does anybody know of a good place to get those things in the city?

Oh! And some Now & Later candy. I've had some of that before but it won't make me sick now, so I think I want some again. I don't need help finding that, though. Just the cheeseburger and milkshake.

[info]little_dixon in [info]colligo_network

all day all i see and smell is blood. whole stupid ass town's crawling with them. can't go nowhere or do nothing without wanting to rip least half a dozen people's throats out all at the same time.

screw you asaph. gone jam this ring right up your--

[info]inafivepoundbag in [info]colligo_network

This is horrible! I normally don't complain about this kind of stuff very much, because Morgan Freeman rocks, but this is terrible, people! I can control people with my BRAIN! And I'm fast. And strong. And don't need my gear to get off a roof!

Ugh! THIS NEEDS TO BE OVER NOW!

[info]goallbuffyonus in [info]colligo_network

So I can be hurt, my daughter keeps falling through the furniture, and my husband is the new, albeit temporary, Satan.

That settles it. I'm getting drunk. Anyone want to join me?

[info]judging_you in [info]colligo_network

Not having my magic sucks.

Okay. Since we appear to swapping abilities with each other...anyone do anything out of the ordinary, like accidentally set someone's car on fire because they pissed you off, or do something you normally wouldn't do when you're frustrated or upset, like break a coffee mug by just looking at it?