Right, so... I'm human now. Which is a thing that happened, apparently. And that's fine. I can deal. But something tells me, from what I'm seeing on the network, that someone
else might not be human right now.
So, if you're female - because we're going to assume Asaph isn't an
actual idiot and would do this to a male - and if you're feeling an overwhelming sense of violence and general loathing and distaste toward every man in existence, and can now benchpress a Buick... we should probably talk. Just an idea.