Okay. This whole "group housing" thing? Not working for me. I'm fairly certain someone used my soap and then put it back. I'd say the joke was on them (because, you know, think of the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash,) but now I don't know where my soap has been, or what kind of fucked up alien diseases it might have acquired in this creepy college dorm slash youth hostel. And I don't want to go buy more if they expect me to live on $1000.
Not to be David After Dentist, but Is this gonna be forever?
Not to be David After Dentist, but Is this gonna be forever?