( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

This

I don't

I can't

What the fu

Hello?

For those of you who don't know me, my name is Bruce Banner and I'm going to preface this by apologizing. I'm a physicist and not exactly known for my public speaking, but I thought that someone should do this and, well, my lack of ability to be as eloquent as others doesn't automatically exclude me from that list.

So I've taken a moment to compile a list of everything we know about this place, thus far. If anyone has anything to add, feel free to do so and I'll edit accordingly. Maybe, if we all get on the same page, we can figure this out sooner rather than later. That's my theory, at any rate.

( The list )

As I said, if I've forgotten anything, speak up. I've been collecting as much data as possible but I'm sure I may have missed a few things. And if anyone else wants to take the reigns on this, please do.

( Avengers )

Okay. I don't know what's going on here but, if the two moons are any indication, I think it's pretty safe to say I'm not in Seattle anymore. Or possibly even on Earth. Which really pisses me off, because I don't have time to be abducted by aliens right now or star in my very own shitty little sci-fi movie. And if you think I'm going to ask you to take me to your leader, think again. I'm not exactly what you'd call a team player.

Now take me home before my bosses notice I'm missing, if they haven't already.

Since we are apparently not on our planet, what are we supposed to do here. Is it some weird kind of purgatory? Yeah, that was sarcasm, but I just don't understand the point to all of this.

Anyone up for a bonfire in the middle of the community shelter? It sounds fun.

Now seriously, who all is here?