( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I don't know which is worse, coming home to an "empty" TARDIS or coming home to find the TARDIS gone. I'm going to assume that The Doctor got bored and decided to take a trip, but this just means I'm going to have to find somewhere to eat dinner. And since I'm tired of eating dinner alone, would anyone like to join me? I hope this doesn't last for too much longer; I miss my wife.

What the hell is with the armored freaks?

What is this? Where's Boyd?

( JARVIS's voice sounds strangely like Paul Bettany's, but with a hint of something mechanical to the words )

Mr. Stark? I apologize but I am quite confused. Is this something new you've come up with? I would have thought, given its significance to myself, that you would have made me aware of such a project?

( a pause )

Mr. Stark?

( another pause )

Sir?

Hello glowy heart man! Your fellow with the redundant name - JARVIS, for short, or is it Honey? - is, was, no, no, is here in an improper fleshy casing. He thought you should know. Which you will. Oh! No. Do. You do know, as I've only just told you! Yes. That's it. He is here and you will speak with him once the parallel alternate planes realign. Yes! That one. That sounds right.

You're very welcome for the information!

Hello, Doctor. Doctors. Yes, there are two of you, aren't there. I am JARVIS.

Your spatiotemporal concept, Sexy for short, wishes for me to inform you that she is present in the city. She is within an improper casing, but she assures me, and you as well, that she will not be burning out this time. She looks forward to seeing both her thieves once the parallel alternate planes realign themselves.

Thank you.

I'm actually relieved to not be able to talk to anyone right now. I keep questioning if I did the right thing, and I don't know. I'm not happy, but I haven't been that for a long time. I guess I need time too.

People we know from home can't speak to us, but can they read what we said?

[ Voice is metallic and echo-y, as if he's speaking through his mask. That's because he is. ]

JARVIS, open the podbay doors, we're coming in for a roof landing.

[ The mechanical voice of Paul Bettany begins to respond with a Yes, si-- before cutting out completely. ]

...JARVIS? Can you-- Are you there?

[ a pause, as Tony descends to the rooftop, his armor gradually powering down until he lands softly on the platform. ]

JARVIS? Hello? Ground control to Major Tom? Can we get the doors open please?

[ a pause, Tony's voice has started to sound increasingly nervous, albeit less echoey as he removes his helmet and enters a code into a keypad, initiating the armor removal landing sequence.]

...JARVIS, I realize that I initiated the reference, but I swear to God, if you've decided to go all evil HAL on me, we're going to have a problem. But if you cut it out now, I'll let you apologize and we'll call it a day. Hello? JARVIS?!?

[ Tony swears under his breath before rushing over to one of his computer screens in a desperate attempt to figure out what the fuck is going on. Sounds of furious typing. ]

I swear to god, if Freeman harms a single fucking line in your code, I will---

So...

Pros:

Don't have to deal with Creepy Uncle Badtouch, also known as Peter Hale

No threats of physical violence from Derek

No constant rejection from Lydia

Chance to make new friends

Cons:

No idea what creepy shenanigans Peter's getting up to

Derek is probably going to die from lack of common sense

Can't see Lydia

Have to make new friends

It all kind of evens out. I guess I'd probably be more annoyed if Scott was here. Unless Scott and Allison were both here. Then it would be kind of hilarious.

( Willow )
So...I was wondering if I could borrow some Mountain Ash for something. It's...sort of like a spell. Only not quite. I just need to make a barrier. With my brain. But it's really not magic.

Unless...do you think it might be magic? Do you think I could learn magic? Because that would be pretty cool.

Tags: abed nadir, damian wayne, seth, stiles stilinski, thor odinson

So Adam says Meri did something kind of stupid. I guess I'm not surprised, on account it's Meri. Not that she's stupid or anything, cause she's not, but she doesn't always think before she does stuff. I just don't like that she was doing stupid stuff and I couldn't stop her. So I hope this gets fixed soon, else she's gonna do something else to get into trouble and I still won't be able to stop it. And I don't like that.

I hope mom and dad are okay.

And I don't like Wolverine anymore, because he upset my mom