( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Well, this is new and different.

Derek? Where the hell are you? I thought we agreed that there weren't going to be any more impromptu pack field trips trips without telling me first. And seriously, if you're going to do this kind of crap to me, you could at least include the rest of the Island of Misfit Toys. They're going to get jealous and think you like me best. And let's be fair here, you probably do, since I'm the only one who isn't a moron. I mean seriously...does subtlety mean nothing to them? But they don't need to know that.

Worst. Alpha. Ever.

( OOC: Meet Stiles, who was bitten in the pilot episode instead of Scott. He's a werewolf. And a much more competent one than Scott.)

...it seems that the mission was successful.

Hot. Hot hot hot.


[ ooc: meet Evil Abed, from what truly is the darkest of all possible timelines. ]

Peter is gone. So is Max.

And Haymitch.

This...really sucks.

I think I'm going to go hunting.

[There's the distinct sound of a dinosaur growling as the PDA comes on.]

What the heck?

[Molly sounds a little confused at first, but there's then an excited sounding gasp.]

Oh! We're back! Old Lace, we're back!

[Old Lace can still be heard growling, as the guards come near them, and Molly can be heard grabbing the dinosaur.]

No, Old Lace. As stupid as they are, you can't attack them. I am not getting thrown in that smelly little cell again. It's stupid and horrible and really stinks. Like bad foot odor and fish stinks. C'mon, we gotta go back to the mansion. That is, if Aspath hasn't been really dumb lately and sent everyone home or something. He does that sometimes.

[Another pause, as Molly pushes through the the guards to get her and Old Lace out of the library. The slam of the door is soon heard.]

....I probably shouldn't call him dumb though, since he just brought us back. 'Cause if I do, he might just send us back again or somethin'.

Stop sniffing around Old Lace, we gotta go to the mansion. Then we can go looking for Adam and Dog, and go exploring or do whatever we want to do.

[ there's a long silence, the audio obviously having started long before someone decided to start speaking. the clanging sound of the knights come onto the scene can be distinctly heard before the voice finally speaks up. ]

You're kidding, right? I would think whoever could manage to bring me here before I even realized I was gone could manage more threatening lackeys. [ pause ] All right, Tweedledee, Tweedledum, what is it you're here to tell me?

[ metal clangs again, accompanied by an irritated exclamation ] Hey! If you wanted me to leave, you could have just asked. I see the door. I'll show myself out, then?

[ another clang ] Yeah. I can find a phone myself, thanks. [ more clangs as the knights advance ] Fine. Fine. I'll take it. You know, it would be a lot easier if you guys could verbalize.

[ the sound of footsteps and the doors closing shut with a dull thud ] And this is definitely not California.

Okay what is going on here? Seriously, you couldn't have picked a better time, I was in the middle of an important session, its my first one since opening up my practice. Why am I brought back to this time anyway? What's going on here?


(ooc: This is Future AU Melinda. She just opened up her practice and still a psychologist....if anyone wants to interact with her let me know)