( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

( Since Everyone Else Is Doing It )

( That Took Longer Than I Thought )

I had begun to think this place but a dream.

It is very strange indeed, to be returned here like this.

( Fun facts for the day! )

This is soooo not what I was expecting. It's much more.... knights-y.

Right. HELLO! Lovely place you've got here! I like the... uh... ANYWAY. No time for chit chat. I'm looking for a girl called Alice? Dark hair, blue dress? Bit too keen on the old 'punching people in the face'?

I just realized that I've been here just over a year. A year, and I don't have anything to show for it except a job that I actually like. I don't really get it, why I'm still here. Clearly I'm super boring. I haven't been heartbroken, and I haven't had anything majorly angsty happen to me. So what gives? Why am I still here? I wish there were guidelines for this sort of thing, y'know?

Not that I'm all that eager to go back, but at least there I had a purpose. I'm a Slayer, I should have purpose.

In other news, I got stopped on the street and asked if I wanted to work at the strip club. So that's always nice. Happy almost anniversary to me.

What is everyone else up to?

[Enraged shouts, the sound of metal smashing against metal then smacking against stone and wood, followed by a loud bang and click. The voice that answers is booming and angry, the owner having obviously not noticed the abandoned phone on the concrete steps.]

Cowards! Show yourselves or I shall damage this substandard building further!

Right. Wonderful.

If this is another ill-conceived attempt on my life, I must say it seems a little convoluted. And ridiculous. I mean... suits of armour? At least the dancing skeleton puppets had some kind of terrible style...

Where am I, exactly?