( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Fuck Fucking fuck Damn it

Nat's gone.

Like...her stuff's gone. And her name's not on the stupid nameplate by the door. And her phone's disconnected. So...yeah. She's gone. And I'm alone again. I can't I can't fucking deal with this right now

Thought you folks would want to know.

I need a job. I should probably go to school here so I can find replacement friends. And also finish my degree. Or maybe my friends already here, but I can only find them by going to classes. But if the school has tuition, I will need a way to pay for it.

I have experience as a fry cook working at my dad's falafel restaurant and at my school's cafeteria making chicken fingers. This would also be good if anyone needed me to be a crime boss in a mafia movie.

I have also worked as a filmmaker, mostly web shorts and documentaries. And an actor, mostly in extended fast-paced escapades. Best known for my Don Draper, but my Han Solo has picked up some traction recently. And a news anchor, on closed circuit local access television. And an editor, mostly the TV Tropes website. Not paid.

I also have some experience as Batman.

[Confused tone]

This...is not P3. This is a library...with books, and not a bunch of club goers. Which would seem rather obvious, as it's a library.

Okay, so not drunk, not concussed...and yet I managed to orb myself into a library.

[Happy twinkling sound]

...I'm still in a library. Shit. Piper? Phoebe? Paige?

[Small voice]

Leo? Wyatt?

[Worried tone]

Mom?!

Umm... Does anyone mind telling me what exactly is going on here? I mean I am happy that this isn't jail but still... Very confused....

Oh. This place again. Not that I mind this place, because I'm alive here and not dead. And I prefer being alive to being dead.

Okay. Since the trash can man aren't very helpful...who's still here? Spike? Buffy? Tara? Willow?

John, if you're still here, can I have my job at the magic shop back? I might as well make sure I make a lot of money while I'm here again.

Thanks for sending back yet another member of my family, Freeman. I tried calling Hugo today since he's been so quiet since Juno was sent home and his bloody PDA was disconnected, so I went by the apartment he moved into recently and he's gone. Would it be too much to ask that no one else get sent home? It'd be much appreciated.