( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

( Jude can be heard humming 'Cherry Bomb' to herself, clearly not realizing her PDA is broadcasting. Eventually she starts talking though not to anyone in particular. )

Ugh. Definitely need to clean. Note to self: When four people share a bathroom and all of them are very busy, said bathroom tends to get kind of gross. ( a pause ) Maybe I should put up a chore chart. With gold stars when people do shit. I bet Moll would be proud of me if I did that. Of course, Jo-Beth would probably think I was a shifter and stab me. We really need to work out code phrases for that...or something.

( a pause and a sharp intake of breath )

No way. Just...no fucking way. Jesus fuck. ( a pause, then quieter ) Plus sign means...

( a long pause )

Well...unless Daryl's hiding a really serious secret from us...

( one more pause )

Holy fuck...Jo's pregnant...

Okaaayyy... Much as I like the 'not going to prison' thing, it is the teeniest tiniest bit annoying to come back here and have NONE OF MY STUFF from last time. I had good stuff back then. In fact, it was all top notch, stuff-wise.

But now I don't even have clean pants. And for you American-types, I do not mean trousers.

Although it must be said that I don't have clean trousers either.