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I spotted this and couldn't resist posting it.



Of course, it's not exactly true for me. Whenever I hear the theme song start, I immediately start singing this:



But maybe that's just me.

I really want to go out tonight and do something. I’m not sure what yet but I know it’s going to be wild and a lot of fun.

Huh. Well that was easy.

I don't know why people always complain that finding a job is hard. I managed just fine. Just went looking and found one.

Well...I guess the doctorate helps a little.

That's right. I've got a job! And a real, honest to goodness, on the level job to boot! Figured I oughta do something, otherwise I'm just gonna get bored. And then the freaking capes'll get their panties in a twist.

I'm real excited.

(There's the sound of the library doors opening and the clanging of metal against metal - all of it slightly muffled then all but drowned out by a very perturbed sounding female.)

Don't you dare lay your hands on me, you big brutes! I'm perfectly capable of walking on my own accord, thank you!

(The sound of high heels against pavement is heard, then the female voice becomes a bit clearer as the PDA is thrust in her direction.)

What is this? (a pause) Excuse me! I asked you a question! Don't you walk away from me, you come back here and tell me-

(The library doors clang shut and the woman huffs then begins to mutter.)

Of all the rude, uncivilized, terrible ways to treat someone. Honestly! And what a sight that library ways, indeed. Hardly any books at all, and certainly no time to... to...

(The woman's voice trails off and she sucks in a sharp breath as she finally turns to take in the sight of the city. For a moment, there's nothing but background noise and then, she speaks again in a clear, firm, yet not quite as upset tone as before.)

All right, then. Howard, I don't know where you are, but I know you must be behind this. You come out here right now and explain yourself or, so help me (a pause as she struggles with an adequate threat) you'll be using that cot you have in the lab for at least the next month!

(another pause, then a bit softer, her tone both wary and amazed)

I'll give you credit, though. This place is certainly something else. Although when you said you'd give me the world, this wasn't quite what I had in mind...