( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

...can someone please explain why I was just thrown out of a library.

Where the hell I am might also be acceptable, as I'm quite certain this isn't Gotham. The Gotham City Library doesn't throw me out unless I'm trailing straw everywhere

[ there's something of a crunching noise and a rumble of noise, as if the PDA is being moved around in someone's hands ] My apologies, tiny button. I did not mean to indent you in such a manner.

[ he taps the screen, causing loud feedback ] My friends, are you able to hear my voice? I have located the House of Waffles. I think it best we proceed there for this thing they call breakfast. What say you?

Right. Okay.

So, if this information is true, then I've been kidnapped to another planet by a bored demi-god and I can't leave, but that doesn't matter because I'm still where I was. And crazy things will happen on a regular basis. Good to know.

Even I wouldn't try and make someone believe something that insane. Yeah. That doesn't sound crazy at all.

I need a drink. Or a bottle. Or a bar.

Happy Hump Day, residents of Colligo! You know, I've always wondered why they called it hump day. I mean, I get that it's supposed to be the middle of the week and all that, but it does sound pretty dirty if you didn't know that. Anyway, the point of this was not to educate everyone on the meaning of hump day. What it is, is a request for plans for the weekend now that the week is almost over. Who else has no plans and wants to plan something? I'm counting on you, people! I don't intend to sit around inside all bored and shit.