Earlier today, I was looking through a few mementos from my childhood. And I came across a list. Well, I came across a few lists, actually, but most of them I'm not making public. This one, however, isn't mine. It's simply something that my friends and I often read, and laughed at, and decided we'd likely follow if the situation ever arose. Which it never would, of course, but that was beside the point at the time.
At any rate. I thought some others might enjoy looking over it as well. As I said, we didn't write this but it's still an amusing read nonetheless. Fair warning, the list is long.
And without further ado, I'd like to introduce
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord.
( Click to read them. )