( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I was supposed to arrive in Gehenna for a meeting. This isn't Gehenna. It resembles Assiah, but I know it isn't. Earth has one moon.

Lord Zaphikel, are you there? Is this a test? This isn't Disneyland either...

Tell me where I am! Please!

STEPH! STEPH! GET OUT OF THE DANGER ROOM RIGHT. NOW. WE NEED TO TALK.

You will not believe who I just saw kissing and being all couple-y. Well, okay, you will believe it since you called it a long time ago, but still. It's finally happened!

And for the record, just because they're finally together does not mean I'm going to start calling Charles 'mom' and Erik 'dad'. You have fun with that but no thanks.

NOW GET OUT OF THE DANGER ROOM ALREADY! THIS CALLS FOR CELEBRATORY JELLO!

[ooc: yes, this is "accidentally" mass!posted to everyone. so, while the entire city will receive this, she's going to totally claim it was meant for stephanie only. mostly because raven is a bratty little sister who lives to embarrass her brother. >.>]

( Filtered to Adam Young )

( Filtered to Claire )

( Filtered to Emma )

It seems that our Host with the Most has decided that Anya was simply too much for even him to handle and has sent her home. And when I say home, I do mean whichever afterlife she found herself in.

It was also brought to my attention that my Jello wrestling idea wasn't my brightest. I thought it was a perfectly acceptable way to solve their squabble, but Buffy didn't seem to share my point of view.