( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Well, I suppose being suckered into the madness of this place was inevitable.

But song and dance? Must we really?

[there is the sound of the library guards moving around then a soft, feminine voice with perfect annunciation of each word she speaks, albeit with a noticeably german accent]

I do not understand. What is it?

[some more sounds of metal moving and the doors of the library creaking open]

You wish me to leave? Very well. Thank you, for the gift.

[the doors creak shut and there's a soft gasp from the girl]

This place... it's... [a pause, as she realizes she's alone]

Hello?

My husband was singing the most ridiculous song this morning. At first I thought he was just messing around, but apparently not, because then Jasper started singing too and Jasper doesn't sing. So, not only is body swapping a thing here, but spontaneous singing too?

This place is bloody ridiculous.

Everyone knew that. Right, carry on.

What do you think, Remus? Should we "go on tour," as the saying goes?

It figures I was just starting to figure out my way around the TARDIS and I get dropped back into my own body only to get swamped with makeup work. Would I be crazy to say that I preferred being in someone else's body as opposed to spending two days doing class work? At least I've got it all done and it's back to City Hall tomorrow after class. I'm still undecided which internship has been more exciting; the one where a Norse God fell out of the sky or the one where I work for the brother of Sherlock Holmes. So far Norse Gods falling out of the sky is winning though.

I burst into song about my computer. It was like a love song. An actual love song about how much I love my computer. Oh and the end of the song actually included the words 'forever alone'.

Okay, I'm officially a loser. The fact that it took singing and dancing to figure that out? Not good. Not at all.

So I hate to be the little witch that cries we might have a problem but, well, we've gone through something like this in Sunnydale before. The whole bursting into song thing, I mean. And, okay. So Xander isn't here, so it's probably not the exact same thing but I figure I might as well ask since it's the easiest way to make absolutely sure.

Nobody has spontaneously combusted while singing and dancing, have they? Obviously not you, as in you you, because then you would be dead and not able to respond - unless you could, in which case good for you! But I'm more talking about people in the city. The locals and stuff. No one in flames while singing about deep, dark secrets or anything. Right?