( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Everyone's energy is off. It's disjointed and it gives me a headache just look at them.

I really do hope that this resolves itself soon enough.

In the meantime, Dawnie, we really should catch up. I've missed you.

( Willow )
And then maybe you and I can spend some time alone? I want to check and make sure your energy's all...jointed.

It's weird to think that I've been here for a year. Or maybe it's weird to think that I've only been here for a year. Well, a year four days ago. It feels like so much longer sometimes. But in a good way.

I definitely never thought I'd get to a point where people switching bodies would seem relatively normal.

Okay, I've had about enough of this bullshit.

This morning I got pissed and ended up flooding the sink in the kitchen. What the fuck is wrong with the kid who switched with me? I want my damned body back.

Initial weirdness of swapping bodies with someone aside, this isn't all that bad, I guess. Could've been worse. I'm still a girl, and Esther and I know each other, so I didn't wake up in a complete stranger's body, or anything. And we're both fairly normal.

I have a question for anybody that is willing to help me out. I don't want to be stuck here but I also don't want to hurt anybody. I seriously don't know what to do, this body seemed pretty cool at first but now its just starting to not be so much fun anymore unless I can get something to eat possibly? I can't control my urges, I just about attacked someone today because I got bored and left, help please?

I hate to strike up a conversation in such bizarre circumstances, but that's all that Colligo is.

My friend has gotten swapped with a vampire, too, and she needs to eat or she's worried she'll hurt someone. I read that you had some pig's blood in your possession. Would you, um, be willing to share?

That's it. I can't take it anymore! Spike, I'm doing something with your hair. And no, this is not open for discussion.

So! I either need some folks who will volunteer to help me out, or I need someone to create a mirror that I can see my reflection in. Either/or, doesn't matter, but this 80's reject hairdo has got to go.

This place is boring again. People need to go back to complaining; at least that was entertaining.