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April 9th, 2012

[info]savioroftheq in [info]colligo_network

"Boo hoo, I'm so bored!"

"I hate this place! There's nothing to do!"

"Sob, moan, cry, complain, *insert some other ridiculously overused statement proclaiming your inability to come up with things to do for yourself here*"

Honestly, bipeds. Your constant moaning is getting on my nerves so I've decided to do you all a little favor and switch things up a bit.

Just remember: you brought this on yourselves.

[ooc: and the bodyswap plot has begun! enjoy!]
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[info]thebratwonder in [info]colligo_network

What the fuck is this?! I'd appreciate it if I could have my body back.
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[info]goallbuffyonus in [info]colligo_network

Accidental Voice Post

[There's a somewhat muffled, masculine grunt as Claire slowly begins to wake up. An instant later there's a gasp then a loud thump.]

What the- [another, clearly masculine, gasp] How in the- [a sigh] You have to be kidding me! This isn't-

[There's the flutter of wings followed by a shriek and a loud crashing sound. Almost immediately that's followed by a loud shout.]

AZIRAPHALE! HELP! HOW DO I TURN IT OFF?!?
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[info]ex_iambatgir760 in [info]colligo_network

Raven!

Code...we don't even have a code for this! That's how serious this is.

I sparkle, Raven. I freaking sparkle! If I go out in the sun, I look like I've been glitterbombed!

Also I kind of want to eat people. That's bad, right?

Also, I woke up with the guy who looks like Cedric Diggory from the Harry Potter movies. Help.
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[info]wealreadyare in [info]colligo_network

Accidental Voice Post.

What- [ prolonged confusion in the tone before that's shock ] What the- Why are you naked? Why am I naked? What the hell? WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU?

Charles? Where the hell am I? How much did I drink? WHY DO I SOUND LIKE I HAVE A COLD?
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[info]originalbrat in [info]colligo_network

I am not amused by this.
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[info]timeaftertime in [info]colligo_network

mood: confused
Okay... important bits, check.

My important bits, not check.

With my husband in our own bed, double not check.

Ianto, whoever you woke up with? Not me in there. Unless you also woke up in the wrong body, because then I'd have no idea where you woke up.



Still hot, very check.
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[info]ripsyoutoshreds in [info]colligo_network

I. Want. My. Body. Back.

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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[info]girlwho_waited in [info]colligo_network

Just when I was starting to like this place, it does something like this. I really had no problems with my body, thanks. I was actually rather attached to it.

Doctor? Rory? River? Are you lot still...you or are you currently not inhabiting your own bodies as well?

Also. Does anyone out there currently have my body? Try to keep it one piece, please. Like I said, I rather like my body.
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[info]grayeyedgirl in [info]colligo_network

[Accidental voice post]

[There's the sound of Annabeth letting out a scream as she looks into the mirror.]

What the hell is this? Percy!

[She gasps, and runs towards the door. The sound of footsteps is heard as she runs down the hall.]

I'm at the Mansion. Why am I at the Mansion? And why am I not me? And why am I...ow!

[The PDA falls to the floor as Annabeth clutches her head. She'd had grabbed it to text Percy, but didn't realize that it was voiceposting.]

Why can I hear...voices in my head? And why are they so loud?

[Annabeth goes to pick up her PDA...and realizes that it's voice-posting to the network.]

....This thing is totally broadcasting. Crap. [inhale] Um..Percy? I'm not really...myself at the moment.

Also, no one would happen to have my body would they?
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[info]wanna_fight in [info]colligo_network

So. I woke up to some redhead who's NOT my wife this morning. Which is also weird cause hello, vampire, don't even need to sleep here.

Except right now, definitely not a vampire. Not at all.
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[info]nowredrobin in [info]colligo_network

This really isn't very funny. Can I have my own body back now?

...Please? You've had you're fun, I've freaked out already.
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[info]dream_bigger in [info]colligo_network

Cobb? Did you sign us up for a job and not tell me? And somehow force a Forgery on me?

And why the hell did you dream up the network?
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[info]reporterofsteel in [info]colligo_network

I'm going to take a wild guess, and say that I'm somehow magically been taken out of my body and put in someone else's. Might this have something to do with the people freaking out on the network about being in their bodies? Maybe. Also, I'm not blonde, and definitely not a teenager.

...I also don't crave blood, which I seem to be doing right now. I normally crave coffee when I wake up. Ask anyone.
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[info]hatesbunnies in [info]colligo_network

No. No, no, no, NO!

THIS ISN'T FUNNY! I WANT MY BODY BACK! RIGHT NOW!
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[info]needed_doing in [info]colligo_network

OH MY CHRIST




Who made me ginger? WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GINGER?
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[info]metamorpheus in [info]colligo_network

Dear Balthazar,
I have your body. Do try not to have too much fun with mine.
D
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[info]stmichael in [info]colligo_network

This is...entirely unamusing.

I 'woke up' next to Dean Winchester. As a woman.

Why am I unable to hear anything? I have been in other vessels before and have never had this issue.

Lucifer? Gabriel? Castiel?

Apparently I am actually going to have to message you, which is most annoying.
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[info]die_as_myself in [info]colligo_network

What -

I mean, how -

Katniss -

Real or not real? Real or not real!??!
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[info]prideof2 in [info]colligo_network

Okay, what the hell just happened.

Why do I look like some dopey little pipsqueak, and what happened to my body? Do you have any fucking idea what it took for me to get my body like that?

THIS ISN'T FUNNY, and somebody is going to die for this.
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[info]dist4_finnick in [info]colligo_network

Okay...uh...I don't know what's going on here...but...I...

Uh...I'm not me.

Whoever's in bed with my wife, I swear, if you touch her...

Annie? If there's somebody there who looks like me, sweetheart...it's not me. Okay? It's not me. Oh God. God God God.

Why is there no rope in here?

[He's clearly getting more and more frantic]

Somebody help, please...

Annie?
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[info]bangafewgongs in [info]colligo_network

( Accidental Voice Post )

( Cas sounds groggy and tired )

Huh...what...where am... ( a pause ) There's not enough feet in this bed... ( another pause ) And you're not Dean...

( thoughtful )

Did we do a swap night and no one told me?

( a pause )

Wait...why do I sound like... ( pause ) Okay...that's not my penis. I know my penis, and that's not it.

( another pause as he clearly finds a mirror )

Oh...wow...I look really cleancut...
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[info]snarkysleuth in [info]colligo_network

I sparkle when I go out in the sun. I freaking SPARKLE. I look like dived into a pool of glitter.

...I also want to drink people's blood.

I'm a glittery blonde female Dracula. Great.

At least the guy I woke up with is pretty hot. ...Even if he's freaking out, too.
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[info]doppelgangs in [info]colligo_network

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I HAVE A PENIS.

Why do I have a penis!? I'm not supposed to have a penis and I'm totally freaking out here.

This is not funny! I'm all.. boy-parts and that's so not right. I'm not even sure I'm all that hot.
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[info]choseherside in [info]colligo_network

Filtered to the Sanctuary

Right. Roll call time, people! Front and center. Who still has their body and who got caught up in this freaky mess?
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[info]thisismyofframp in [info]colligo_network

Okay, so instead of freaking out beyond the telling of it, I took a few seconds to read the network and realized that this isn't just happening to me. Spike, that's a plus for you because you were so getting blamed for this. Don't ask me how you could be responsible; I now have hair that glows in the dark so I don't have to be logical about anything anymore.

But I'm still not happy in general. I have dangly parts and bad hair and, oh yeah, I'm a freaking vampire!

Also? I'm starving. Seriously, the liquid diet is going to get old. Fast.
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[info]amanofhisword in [info]colligo_network

I must admit, this is the most curious situation.

I had forgotten how it felt to be human. To find myself in that state again is unsettling, to say the least.

To the man who now inhabits my body, I urge you to be careful. If you would like, I can answer any questions you might have.
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[info]likeyourwheels in [info]colligo_network

Do things like this happen often?
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[info]i_haveatell in [info]colligo_network

...I'm white.
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[info]hasnosecrets in [info]colligo_network

This is....interesting. I'll admit, I freaked out a little at first, but then I checked the network and realized it wasn't just me. The question still remains though, whose body do I have? And it'd probably a good idea that whoever has my body let me know asap.

Also, anyone from Mystic Falls, did you all swap too?
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[info]morallygrey in [info]colligo_network

Filtered to Family & Friends

Until I figure out this body and the abilities I have, I'll be keeping to myself for the time being. I don't want to accidently hurt anyone.

Are the rest of you alright? Claire, Lyle, Dean, Ellen?
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[info]inafivepoundbag in [info]colligo_network

Psst. Hey! Guy with the big brain that's supposed to be bald and in a wheelchair! I need to ask you something.

Think you could take a baby pterodactyl for a while so Dean-as-Erik-the-Prude can watch after him? And maybe a big-eyed mouse lemur too? Unless Cas-as-the-Captain-Jack-Harkness wants her. Then it's just Squeaky.

I think I can handle George.
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[info]ihavefallen in [info]colligo_network

Everyone seems to be very upset today.

Is this normal?
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[info]shesavedme in [info]colligo_network

I have to say, I find myself quite uncomfortable in someone else's body. Alice, are you yourself or someone else? And if you're someone else, where are you?
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[info]newkindacharmed in [info]colligo_network

This is too weird. I wake up this morning and I'm not myself at all! I'm someone else in fact, this is just great. I was planning on doing some studying today for my finals cause I'm not doing so well in one of my classes right now and someone else has my body!

And what is up with my skin? I walk outside and I'm like a human disco ball, all sparkly and everything.


I'm hungry too.
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[info]n7_spectre in [info]colligo_network

Save one damn galaxy, get dumped right back into another. Figures.
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[info]bubbly_vamp in [info]colligo_network

Am I one of the only people who doesn't think that this is too terrible? I mean, yeah, I miss my own body, but at least the woman that I swapped with seems to be normal, if her apartment says anything about it and she appears to live with a teenage boy, but he also seems to have been swapped.

Huck, are you still yourself or do you have a new body too?
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[info]humanmapquest in [info]colligo_network

This swapping bodies stuff is giving me a headache. If everyone could refrain from asking me to locate someone else until this is over - unless it's an emergency, of course - I'd really appreciate it.
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[info]holding_on in [info]colligo_network

This is certainly an inconvenience. I no longer know if the person I'm going to talk to is actually the person that I want to hold conversation with.
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